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Ian Stoddart

@ImStoddicus

If you can't say anything nice say something funny. If you can't say something funny say nothing at all.

 Nottingham, England
Joined August 2015
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I’ve always liked Forest @tonkin64 @NMBLAKE @markdennison @RickParfittJnr 😊 Well played chaps 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I believe you say #YouReds 😜
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I know I’ve blurred the lines a fair few few times between what is, and what isn’t in good taste, but f^*k me 😳 #WTF
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How did he not see that coming 🤔 #What
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Trump’s party is battered in the midterms and his first course of action is to appoint Stephen Miller as the White House chief of staff…is that what they call doubling down? 😳 What a f^*king idiot, this is going to be a fun watch 😂
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Tv was purchased in sept. Apps don’t work. Screen flickers. Already repaired once. Just want to return for refund now as I’m so frustrated.
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Replying to @currys
@currys customer service shocking. Purchased tv. Faulty. Had it repaired. Faulty. Want to exchange. Been passed from pillar to post between manufacturer and your team. Tv is wall mounted. Told that the engineers won’t remove it to take it away for repair.
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Worst line up for the National Hunt season so far, what is the point #Plumpton
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I began life as a Russell. Now I'm a Ron.
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A bit shaky second half, but hey #UpTheArse
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Dec Rice saying you’re a grown man to tiny Zorro for falling over feigning injury was amusing 😂
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Oooooh I say, that was rather a nice finish #Slavars
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First time in a very long time that I’ve woken up to good news from #America 😂
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Wouldn’t it be refreshing if one day on #HUTH the presenters said, “well this is a crock of shite” when they see what’s been done 👀
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The Sky documentary on #Giroud is really good. Always liked big OG 👌🏻
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Wow, Iraola is going to tell his player to dive in the future…looks like Mac Allister pulled a Marty Mcfly 😂 #What
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#UpTheArse
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Haven’t watched #Strictly for about 2 years and after hearing Shirley’s first comment tonight I know why. You’re very brave leading the show with a Samba or something close to that. He’s given the dance and the order he performs in so don’t understand how that’s brave 👀
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Catching up on yesterdays racing and reading that Al Aasy’s poor form, according to the trainer’s representative, was due to the effects of a long season leaves me with one thought…Maybe you shouldn’t have let him run then #FFS
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Villa aren’t going to sue Carragher, they would be seen as pathetic if they did. Nassef Sawiris needs to have a word with himself 🤦‍♂️
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