communicating with my cousin exclusively through tiktok comments

what smoking cigarettes fat asf feels like

just kidding burger with forget that ever happened fries please

I can’t come to class professor I’m too fucking ugly

rare aesthetic arguing woman’s rights with your friend’s dad in carpool on the way to 3rd grade

is it cool if I just say some bullshit and make no sense

you’re an asshole cus u hav too much yellow phlegm u choleric dickhead

we did not have fruit loops and spongebob. we had faceless dolls and one legged stools.

I get high then convince myself I got a phone virus from a YouTube ad and someone is watching me through my camera

I’m trained to sit and stand at the sound of a chime

don’t ever say I haven’t grown as a person. I use public bathrooms now.

why does wearing mascara give me a headache

“do u wanna call?” NO NO NO PHONE CALL IS A TORTURE METHOD FROM THE DEVIL WHY WOULD U DO THAT TO ME NO NO NOOO NO

is anyone else concerned like in general

the story of how my uti got me a hit tweet

that’s not exactly what I was gonna ask…

If I had a dick everyone would be getting pregnant

is canada real im unsure

what r u like getting at here like what’s the goal