Luis | Luis 👍 retweeted
muchos mexichangos no pasan la noche en el panteón con sus seres queridos. más bien piden calaverita, se maquillan de catrina, ponen un altar mal hecho y se emborrachan. pero exigen a los chilenos que ponen un altar a su perro que lo quite porque su cultura no es un disfraz
Mi hijo de 4 años está llorando desconsolado, porque se murió Cuauhtémoc Cárdenas. Me dijo que le da emoción y nostalgia, porque se perdía el pilar sobre el que creció López Obrador y la 4T. Cárdenas fue como su «abuelito».
Un agradecimiento por tanto.
Lo entendió todo.
La disfrazaron de camioneta mejicana.
No se puede tener una muestra más bizarra de insensibilidad que esta “decoración”. Lo que en otros países es solo un cuento de terror, en Guatemala es una realidad dolorosa y constante que merece respeto, memoria y empatía. @Tigo_GT
Luis | Luis 👍 retweeted
For fifty eight years, my boss in Tokyo believed that beef should be sliced as thin as paper.
In Japan, we cook thin meat for four seconds in boiling broth. That is our way.
Then last month, the YouTube algorithm showed Director Sato a video of a man in Texas smoking a brisket.
It changed his life.
On Monday morning, he called me to his desk. His eyes were bloodshot.
"Have you seen this?" he whispered, turning his monitor toward me. "The American pitmaster does not sleep for sixteen hours. He sits by the fire in the dark. He guards the meat like a castle."
I said, "Sir, it is just a barbecue."
He slammed his hand on the desk.
"This is not cooking," he said. "This is a vigil."
Last Saturday was our annual company picnic by the river in Kanagawa. Normally, we grill thin meat and yakisoba for two hours and go home at 2:00 PM.
I arrived at 9:30 AM to help set up.
Director Sato was already there.
I want to be accurate here: he had been sitting in a folding chair since 10:00 PM on Friday night. He was wearing a towel around his head and staring at a massive black barrel smoker he had imported from Oklahoma.
Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS ABANDONED CORPORATE LIFE FOR THE SMOKE.
When we tried to help him, he held up a pair of metal tongs and clicked them twice.
"Step back," he said calmly. "The stall has begun. Nobody opens the lid."
Twelve Japanese accountants stood in complete silence around a barrel for four more hours. Nobody dared to eat a single noodle until he gave the signal.
At 1:45 PM, he sliced the meat. It fell apart on the cutting board.
My boss looked at the pink smoke ring, nodded once, and wiped a single tear from his cheek.
He has already submitted an official budget request for a trailer smoker for next fiscal year.
Luis | Luis 👍 retweeted
Replying to @TheBigLudwig
No se confundan... MORENA podrá cometer todos los actos de corrupción que puedan, pero nada hará que este pobre imbécil deje de votar por ellos. Antes muerto que ponerse a trabajar.
Luis | Luis 👍 retweeted
Cualquier nuevo impuesto se traslada al consumidor tarde que temprano. Economía 101.
Exígele al gobierno que use ese dinero para que no te descuartice tu narco asignado y no a un pinche negocio privado. Pareces niño de primaria.
Luis | Luis 👍 retweeted
Disculpe señor asaltante, ¿me podría decir bajo qué marco legal quiere que le dé mi celular y cartera?
Aún pienso en ti, Sekiro, y en como nos han quitado tu secuela para hacer "nightreign" y "duskbloods".
NO volveremos.
Luis | Luis 👍 retweeted
Replying to @Dios_Tollotzinx
Luis | Luis 👍 retweeted
A 19-year-old Virginia man named Christian Chandler has been fired from his job at Wendy’s after a bizarre incident in which he impersonated Disney character Donald Duck and frightened customers.
Terrible noticia para los 300 cabrones que esperan este juego.
Luis | Luis 👍 retweeted
South Park just premiered EXCLUSIVE GTA 6 gameplay footage in its latest episode.
The footage shows Jason walking along the beach while the show’s dialogue discusses GTA 6’s new dog poop mechanic.


























