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Lo peor que me pueden decir esq me digan "cansado de qué?" Jaja me voy a suicidar al frente tuyo y vas a ver de qué estoy cansado la concha de tu madre
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muchos mexichangos no pasan la noche en el panteón con sus seres queridos. más bien piden calaverita, se maquillan de catrina, ponen un altar mal hecho y se emborrachan. pero exigen a los chilenos que ponen un altar a su perro que lo quite porque su cultura no es un disfraz
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Luis | Luis 👍 retweeted
Mi hijo de 4 años está llorando desconsolado, porque se murió Cuauhtémoc Cárdenas. Me dijo que le da emoción y nostalgia, porque se perdía el pilar sobre el que creció López Obrador y la 4T. Cárdenas fue como su «abuelito». Un agradecimiento por tanto. Lo entendió todo.
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La disfrazaron de camioneta mejicana.
No se puede tener una muestra más bizarra de insensibilidad que esta “decoración”. Lo que en otros países es solo un cuento de terror, en Guatemala es una realidad dolorosa y constante que merece respeto, memoria y empatía. @Tigo_GT
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For fifty eight years, my boss in Tokyo believed that beef should be sliced as thin as paper. In Japan, we cook thin meat for four seconds in boiling broth. That is our way. Then last month, the YouTube algorithm showed Director Sato a video of a man in Texas smoking a brisket. It changed his life. On Monday morning, he called me to his desk. His eyes were bloodshot. "Have you seen this?" he whispered, turning his monitor toward me. "The American pitmaster does not sleep for sixteen hours. He sits by the fire in the dark. He guards the meat like a castle." I said, "Sir, it is just a barbecue." He slammed his hand on the desk. "This is not cooking," he said. "This is a vigil." Last Saturday was our annual company picnic by the river in Kanagawa. Normally, we grill thin meat and yakisoba for two hours and go home at 2:00 PM. I arrived at 9:30 AM to help set up. Director Sato was already there. I want to be accurate here: he had been sitting in a folding chair since 10:00 PM on Friday night. He was wearing a towel around his head and staring at a massive black barrel smoker he had imported from Oklahoma. Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS ABANDONED CORPORATE LIFE FOR THE SMOKE. When we tried to help him, he held up a pair of metal tongs and clicked them twice. "Step back," he said calmly. "The stall has begun. Nobody opens the lid." Twelve Japanese accountants stood in complete silence around a barrel for four more hours. Nobody dared to eat a single noodle until he gave the signal. At 1:45 PM, he sliced the meat. It fell apart on the cutting board. My boss looked at the pink smoke ring, nodded once, and wiped a single tear from his cheek. He has already submitted an official budget request for a trailer smoker for next fiscal year.
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Cuauhtémoc Cárdenas siempre chocó con el malnacido de López Obrador
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Replying to @TheBigLudwig
No se confundan... MORENA podrá cometer todos los actos de corrupción que puedan, pero nada hará que este pobre imbécil deje de votar por ellos. Antes muerto que ponerse a trabajar.
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Replying to @kaiser_drago
山猪吃不了细糠
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Fuck Rockstar games
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Cualquier nuevo impuesto se traslada al consumidor tarde que temprano. Economía 101. Exígele al gobierno que use ese dinero para que no te descuartice tu narco asignado y no a un pinche negocio privado. Pareces niño de primaria.
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Disculpe señor asaltante, ¿me podría decir bajo qué marco legal quiere que le dé mi celular y cartera?
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Aún pienso en ti, Sekiro, y en como nos han quitado tu secuela para hacer "nightreign" y "duskbloods". NO volveremos.
Finished Sekiro and I have ascended. It was a peak experience from beginning to end. I havent played many games and this has now set the standard of the medium for me. I see how high the ceiling is. It was a masterpiece. 10/10
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Replying to @Dios_Tollotzinx
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Se fue Stewart pero al menos revivieron a Stan Lee :)
Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart... you will be greatly missed by the world.
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Vi lo que me cuesta el Luvox y como que se me quitó la depresión.
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Fuck Rockstar games
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A 19-year-old Virginia man named Christian Chandler has been fired from his job at Wendy’s after a bizarre incident in which he impersonated Disney character Donald Duck and frightened customers.
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Terrible noticia para los 300 cabrones que esperan este juego.
Nintendo Switch 2 用ソフト『The Duskbloods』について、8月に開催したネットワークテストにおいて、ユーザーの皆様に評価いただいた、直接的な戦闘だけでなく、様々な立ち回りや多様な戦略で楽しめるという本作のコンセプトを、さらに高い水準で実現し、より良いゲーム体験をお届けするために、ゲームルールやバランスの最終調整の期間を設けることといたしました。これに伴い、発売時期を2027年に変更いたします。お待ちいただいている皆様には、大変ご迷惑をおかけすることとなりますが、何卒ご理解いただけますと幸いです。
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Mi PS5 el 12 de Noviembre que empiece la Pre-Carga del GTA 6:
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Luis | Luis 👍 retweeted
South Park just premiered EXCLUSIVE GTA 6 gameplay footage in its latest episode. The footage shows Jason walking along the beach while the show’s dialogue discusses GTA 6’s new dog poop mechanic.
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New GTA 6 gameplay via the new South Park Episode Shows off the beach's insane crowd density, and the ability to throw dog poop at NPCs. Hilarious way to show off gameplay but this is easily the best looking beach in gaming history 😭
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