#1 ugliest man in the privacy of his own home

Alpha Centauri
Joined April 2009
don't be a hater, be a 'bater
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I will always regret doing anything to spread AI content, but I'm afraid I laughed my penis off at this and I hope someone else might enjoy it, because it's already out there
FORBIDDEN STUDIOS PRESENTS: MIGHTY ZION ORANGE RANGER 🍊⚡ Straight from the lost archives of 1995 Saturday morning television. It's morphin' time.
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Every Metroid title is perfect. Metroid: yup Return of Samus: sure does Super Metroid: yeah no kidding look at the size of that thing. Metroid Fusion: yeah man that definitely happened Metroid Dread: she sure does. I mean I did. Metroid Ravenous: she sure seems to be
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Les Japonais qui s’empressent d’aller se pendre avant que leurs collègues n’abattent les arbres pour imprimer les mangas pédophiles.
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Currently there are two simultaneous race wars, Turkey vs. China and Japan vs. French leftist/immigrants. The Japanese 🇯🇵, as you know, are culturally allergic to public disorder. So the Franco-Japanese War kicked off when they saw French accounts cheering on the riots while using anime avatars and Japanese characters in their handles. They said those anime characters are about virtues such as courage, justice, effort, and friendship, and they shouldn't be associated with torching cars or looting. Basically the message was: “if you need a symbol for destruction, invent your own. Stop culturally appropriating ours for your ugly ends.” From there it escalated into classical mutual stereotype annihilation. The Japanese didn't hold back, using typical allusions to apes and hounding on their failure to build thriving societies despite being given all the aid and welfare in the world. The French accounts (majority were rocking North African flags) hit back, insulting Japanese for screwing sex dolls and working so hard they commit suicide. It wasn't pretty. While that was cooking, a separate Turkey vs. China war was already underway. Algerians 🇩🇿 noticed and decided to ride for their “Turkish brothers,” dropping cartoons roasting the Chinese. The Moroccans 🇲🇦, watching from the sidelines, started laughing and saying "screw the Ummah," telling them they really didn’t want to invite the Chinese to attack them. The Algerian account responded by calling the Moroccan’s sister a whore. This, my friends is what I personally call "fractal racism." On the surface, you think it's just one undifferentiated “brown Muslim” mass. But when you zoom in, what you get is infinite-resolution tribalism and more divisions of recursive hate. At this magnification, the French Muslim immigrant blob split along Maghrebi lines that few of us outsiders know exist. French-Algerian accounts volunteering as Turkish proxies then invites Chinese 🇨🇳 online aggression. Which means the Chinese and Japanese (and Koreans 🇰🇷 who joined them), are now united in common cause in mutual contempt for the same people. Two separate race wars are threatening to collapse into one lol. The internet is so weird and entertaining isn't it. Where and how else could this have happened? Two sides with the deepest historical hatreds on the planet, and likely a fissure point of the next actual kinetic World War, are briefly aligned.
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so real
پس از امکان ترجمه پست‌ها یاد گرفتیم: ژاپنی‌ها کیوت و انیمه‌ای نیستن. کره‌ای‌ها واقعاً بولی هستن. چینی‌ها هورنی هستن. آرژانتینی‌ها نژادپرستن. ترک‌ها متوهمن. هر جمله‌‌ی برزیلی‌ها اولین باره در تاریخ حیات بشر شنیده شده. … تنها چیزی که از قبل می‌دونستیم کودن بودن آمریکایی‌هاست.
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CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG!!!
الارجنتيني عندما لا يجد لحم حمير ياكله
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Yo what could Japanese niggas POSSIBLY have done to France to piss them off this badly 😭
Le spermatozoïde d’un Japonais qui cherche l’ovule alors qu’il à fini dans une poupée gonflable
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beer only damages the liver of those who are evil and wicked. if you have a kind soul alcohol cannot harm you
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why did my feed just erupt into French and Japanese people being mean to each other. What the heck happened
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The most stereotypical high school jock did not hate nerds like 90's animators HATED nerds.
Powerpuff Girls (1999)
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starting a beef with @Aids_Supporter because i just found out he's a dry jacker 🤮
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Just realized that Metal Gear Solid V came out 11 years ago and felt a terrible feeling in my stomach. The fact that I just wolfed down a cheesy gordita crunch in like 8 seconds is probably irrelevant to the stomach feeling.
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when the artist draws little hearts next to the cute female characters
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we need to figure out some kind of corporal punishment for people who use @.everyone on discord
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⚠️注意喚起⚠️ さっきシコったら精子に虫が入っていました。流石に製造元に問い合わせたところ無料でキンタマ交換してもらえましたが、日常的にキンタマ使用する人は気をつけてください
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