@InkMasterbator

Chick with a shtick. Multiple award winning comedian, tattoo artist, and filmmaker. https://xitter.cf/t.co/ySzqOMf7d4

Joined April 2013
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My trans jokes are better than Dave Chappelle's trans jokes. – at Lakewood, CO
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Why Wolverine adamantium no bond to his boner?
CHIIIDEX 💔💔
@chiidex277Oct 24
“If Wolverine’s skeleton is coated in adamantium, why aren’t his teeth? They’re not bones, but wouldn’t the adamantium bonding process have affected them too?”
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Insidious is a hard movie to take seriously because the makeup wearing demon who likes dancing to old music and praying on children didn't even get to be president.
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Getting older and being a financially stable adult is kinda boring because before when I was younger I was so popular that my phone stayed blowing up, now the bill collectors never call. I miss when people use to show up and invite me out to things, like court.
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Gonna take out a loan for a boob job and not pay it back so they go to collections and send the ho-truck after me.
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Someone should let me tattoo this on them. It would make a great thigh piece.
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Me when the tattoo battery runs out of charge right before you finish
Lux
@thisisluxOct 21
when the toy runs out of charge right before you finish
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I don't want to influence decisions, but when casting your vote this midterm, remember that Donald Trump raped children and not a single Republican representative stood up and demanded that we protect children by holding him accountable. Instead they attacked trans people.
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And started an illegal war that drove up gas prices, which drove up the price of everything else, as just another in a line of endless distractions from the fact that the President of the United States raped children.
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Brandy Bryant retweeted
Brandy Bryant
@InkMasterbatorOct 20
Imagine being this hateful and stupid at the same time.
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You know using an electronic device to solicite a minor is still a felony, right?
Spencer Hakimian
@SpencerHakimianOct 20
JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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The call is coming from inside the (white)house.
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Imagine being this hateful and stupid at the same time.
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Are you all ready for the fall... of fascism?
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Me when my pickup line actually works but I've never made it this far.
Covie
@covie_93Oct 18
Narrator: It was at this moment tommy knew he f*cked up....
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Wonder if I could get my health insurance to pay for this if I told them it would fix my back 🤔
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Barber said "What if Bart Simpson had bangs?"
Out of Context Human Race
@NoContextHumansOct 18
That is without doubt the shittest haircut I’ve ever seen😭
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Dude probably had a meltdown and murdered his entire family when he had to cancel plans to make a day out of watching the state sponsored execution with his kids.
Right Wing Cope
@RightWingCopeOct 18
This grown man had a complete meltdown on LinkedIn because he’s unable to explain to his four-year-old daughter that a Halloween decoration is not real 💀
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I'm so glad the Bible is in the public domain so we can finally get the indie horror version of Jonah and the whale.
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 14
‘WHALEFALL’ debuts with 83% on Rotten Tomatoes. The film follows a scuba diver who gets swallowed by a sperm whale and only has 60 minutes to escape. Read our review: bit.ly/DFWhale
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Honestly surprised they didn't get David Howard Thorton to play the whale.
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We need the American version of this after he's gone.
Molly Ploofkins
@MollyploofkinsOct 18
These are the statues of Qin Hui, a notoriously corrupt 12th-century Chinese official, and his wife Wang, kneeling forever in apology. For centuries, people have spat on, cursed, and slapped the statues to show lasting contempt.
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