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Joined August 2017
Congrats Serbia ✊ 💃🥳💃 Cheers! 🍾🥂
1/ 🇷🇸🇷🇺 Vučić just lost Serbia. russia’s most useful Balkan ally called a snap election to cling to power. Students who spent 2 yrs in the streets crushed him. Moscow spent a decade buying influence with cheap gas & political cover. Europe didn't oust him. Serbians did.
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Once again, I live in Ukraine, and I have never met a soldier or a civilian who is fighting for Zelenskyy. ​Ukrainians resist because our country was invaded, because russian occupation means kidnapped children, executed civilians, torture chambers, mass graves, rape, and looting. Our soldiers defend their families, their culture, their civilians, and their future, not the president.
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🫶🇺🇦🫶 #SlavaUkraïni
Oh my… it feels like this was filmed in another universe🥲 Kyiv in 2021. So bright, so beautiful, so full of life. We had no idea how much our world was about to change. I miss this Ukraine💔 🎥: beesaero
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Today, another Russian smear campaign is trying to pretend that Ukraine, or Zelenskyy personally, rejected a good "peace deal" in Istanbul in 2022. ​The "peace plan" in question included strict limitations on the Ukrainian armed forces, rendering them harmless and defenseless. No alliances were allowed. It also included security guarantees, but with a funny kicker: Russia demanded that triggering these security guarantees required the unanimous agreement of all guarantor states, including Russia itself. ​In other words, Ukraine was supposed to disarm almost completely, after which Russia could attack again and just block Ukraine from receiving any military aid. Comfy, right? ​The "peace deal" proposed in Istanbul was, in fact, a "disarm and let Russia slaughter us" deal. The full details are public by now. Research it yourself and don't fall for the propaganda.
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It will help their families to claim their compensation payments.
A military lawyer says DNA samples are being collected from every inmate in a prison in Ryazan, the better to identify their corpses at the (Ukrainian) front. - The Economist
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russian "humanitarianism"! 🤬
russia just struck a children’s arts center in Zaporizhzhia. They bomb places where children learn, create, and dream. This is russian "humanitarianism".
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Wow! ❤️ Great shot! I'm about to dig my camera(s) out of storage. Right after I finish sorting the 'stuff' that needs to go back in there! 🥴
🥈Second place in this year's #NikonSmallWorld photo competition goes to John-Oliver Dum for his image of a jumping spider (Salticus scenicus) with pollen. Cute but spooky, and just in time for Halloween next weekend! 🕷️🎃 bit.ly/4hYjUtw
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Replying to @CTopiniononly
The original one is better
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About that Nicolas Hulscher & Dr Peter McCullough ivermectin cancer paper...
🚨 RETRACTED: Anticancer Research has officially pulled Nicolas Hulscher & Dr Peter McCullough's ivermectin cancer paper. Its viral "84.4% benefit" claim was built on rigged survey math, massive dropouts & chemotherapy overlap. Full breakdown 👇 techarp.com/fact-check/hulsc…
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["That was their mistake. They didn't even realize there would be resistance. That was their main mistake. That's it."]
Ukraine is not Russia. That's Putin’s problem – refusing to recognize a separate nation, refusing to recognize a separate country – that's what did him in. He was shown a military operation that was supposed to take three days. We found parade uniforms in their various military vehicles. They were literally marching to a parade. He still doesn't understand and doesn't want to admit that this is a different nation, a different people. They were advancing on Kyiv from all directions. Their main goal was to seize the capital of Ukraine. They reached Kyiv. They trapped us, and then we started hammering them, and they didn't know what to do about it. They were especially shocked when they drove toward the capital and people were just throwing burning mixtures. People were setting their armor on fire. It wasn't a matter of some general being an idiot. I believe the one who gave the order just didn't fully realize what was happening. Because what does taking Kyiv mean? When you've taken those towns on the way to Kyiv, you have to leave troops behind to hold those towns. And that takes a huge number of people. It's a pretty large territory. If the people inside offer resistance, then you need an army to hold every town. That was their mistake. They didn't even realize there would be resistance. That was their main mistake. That's it. From The Diary of a CEO podcast with Steven Bartlett. (1/3)
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It’s now officially confirmed. Tonight, russia struck Kyiv’s historic centre with an Iskander ballistic missile carrying a cluster warhead. 58 submunitions explode in mid-air, designed to inflict maximum casualties across a 400 × 400 metre area. “This strike had no military purpose. The goal was to destroy part of the old city and injure as many people as possible,” said a Ukrainian presidential adviser. No military objective. Just terror.
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So, russian “humanitarians” attacked Kyiv’s historic center overnight with an Iskander ballistic missile reportedly carrying a cluster warhead. According to Ukrainian military expert Serhii “Flash,” the warhead is designed to detonate above the ground, scattering 58 explosive submunitions across an area of 400 by 400 meters. So, a weapon designed to spread destruction over a massive area, fired into the heart of a city where civilians live. And just yesterday, we had to listen to Putin being called a “humanitarian.”
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Trump: I didn't get the Nobel Prize. I didn't get the Pulitzer. I should have gotten the Pulitzer for writing too.
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Flashback:
Shortly before he was killed, Prigozhin confessed that there were no Nazis in Ukraine and that Ukraine had only targeted russian military positions in Donbas.
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Trump: "I alone could secure a prisoner release from Russia without giving anything in return" Trump literally ten minutes later: "Now you idiots know why I had to waive sanctions on Russia, no shot I got that prisoner release otherwise"
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GeoConfirmed [“Russia, frankly, has been fine on Ukraine; they haven’t been doing much.” is an outrageous lie. IT IS A LIE! BASED ON FACTS.]
GeoConfirmed UKR - Statement. As a lead admin, I am so angry that I cannot write a proper thread at this point. The US President, Mr Trump, is lying. Again. Either he is living in his own reality and is clearly unfit to be president, or his advisers are not telling him the truth. But based on his constant stream of contradictory statements and promises, we all know what the problem is... Regardless of whether one wants to negotiate with Russia or not, claiming that: “Russia, frankly, has been fine on Ukraine; they haven’t been doing much.” is an outrageous lie. IT IS A LIE! BASED ON FACTS. As a volunteer geolocation and mapping platform, GeoConfirmed has mapped more than 60,000 pieces of footage to their exact locations in the Russia–Ukraine conflict alone. That footage is visible to everyone on our map, and anyone can review the geolocation process. That is why we are called GeoConfirmed: we confirm the location of footage. Recently, you told the world that there would be an energy ceasefire, even though neither party appeared to know about it. When a journalist asked you about it, you gave your now-famous answer: “They agreed, because I said they agreed.” (youtube.com/shorts/VyBA_OR3m…) Ukraine honored the ceasefire you called for, while Russia did not! Regarding your latest claim: “Russia, frankly, has been fine on Ukraine, they haven’t been doing much” You could not be more wrong. Are you inventing your own reality, or are your advisers failing to inform you? Below are the entries from the last four months, sorted by the icons of civilians killed and buildings destroyed. Russia is committing war crimes on an almost daily basis. It is targeting civilian-populated areas more than ever before. Mr. President Trump, you are a liar. Get your act together. You may be able to lie to your own people, but the world will witness how delusional you are. The facts are there, only a blind person could fail to see them. Are you blind, Mr. President? (@realDonaldTrump) Is this how you want to be remembered? A few of the many recent Russian attacks, below in the thread. geoconfirmed.org/map/ukraine
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