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Joined November 2023
About the “anti-Pogačar route” gimmick 😂👇🏽 Caen 2025: Pog lost 16s to Remco (flat 33km TT). Garda 2024: he lost 29s to Ganna (flat 31km TT). Still an easy Pogačar stomp, but the fight for the podium could be generational 🥵
Just goes to show how deceiving first impressions can be 🤷🏻‍♂️ After taking a closer look, apart from the Grand Colombier stage and maybe one or two too many sprint stages, I actually really like the route, tbh. Kinda hyped for July! 🤔
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Just goes to show how deceiving first impressions can be 🤷🏻‍♂️ After taking a closer look, apart from the Grand Colombier stage and maybe one or two too many sprint stages, I actually really like the route, tbh. Kinda hyped for July! 🤔
Weird Tour de France route, and honestly, at first glance, I don’t like it at all 😶‍🌫️
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Let’s tackle the Grand Colombier from Culoz for the 238,461st time. Surely this time it’ll be a banger! 🙂 #HYPE
The Grand Colombier is a truly beautiful climb 😍 Stage 9 of the 2027 Tour de France will tackle “the wonder road” once again!
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This is honestly an amazing route for Seixas 🤔
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Despite all the TT kilometres, the mtfs are extremely tough, and Remco could lose a lot of time on several stages (Domancy, etc.). Improving his climbing should therefore be his priority, rather than trying to get 0.1% better at something he’s already the GOAT at 😭
No holidays just yet for 🇧🇪 Remco Evenepoel as TT testing and 🇫🇷 Tour de France ambitions take priority 🗣️ "Before any holidays, I have to go to the Specialized wind tunnel in California. We have the new TT bike and so there are things to be tested." 📰 domestiquecycling.com/en/new… 📸 Cor Vos
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I don’t know who’s more unhappy after that route presentation: the Giro director or Jonas Vingegaard 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Gouvenou is washed
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ASO seems to have given up on Vingegaard and is going all in on Evenepoel and Seixas to take on Pogačar ☺️
Replying to @InsideOut2912
Correct. The only way you can have an anti-Pogacar route is creating a Remco route because Remco is better than Pogacar in one thing: TT. Vingegaard isn't.
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They’re trying to create an anti-Pogačar route, even though that’s impossible. But it does mean that it could be very difficult for Vingegaard to finish in second place🤷🏻‍♂️
Weird Tour de France route, and honestly, at first glance, I don’t like it at all 😶‍🌫️
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Weird Tour de France route, and honestly, at first glance, I don’t like it at all 😶‍🌫️
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I never thought a stage of the Étoile de Bessèges would end up being my favorite moment of the year. But so be it 🤷🏻‍♂️ #KOCKELMANIA The good days are coming ⏳🇱🇺
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Game is gone
La Locomotora has arrived 🚞 @giroditalia winner, Olympic champion, and @letour King of the Mountains @RichardCarapazM will join NSN Cycling Team on a three-year contract from 2027. 🇬🇧 nsncyclingteam.com/nsn-cycli… 🇪🇸 nsncyclingteam.com/es/nsn-cy… #WeAreNSN #ForFin | @weare_NSN
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RB’s performance staff really nailed Remco’s preparation and weight management for these end-of-season races 🫡
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Andy, my goat, my king, what are youu cooking 🙇🏽‍♂️🙇🏽‍♂️🙇🏽‍♂️🙇🏽‍♂️🙇🏽‍♂️🙇🏽‍♂️🙇🏽‍♂️🙇🏽‍♂️
Most people here know how much I love the Schleck brothers, but I don’t think they’re the best people to run a team 🙇🏽‍♂️
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I'm never wrong, just sometimes early 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
One more sleep until he becomes European champion on home soil 🥹
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Very special ride once again today by Jan Christen 😍
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One more sleep until he becomes European champion on home soil 🥹
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A further arm-wrestling match between Pogačar and UAE, like at Paris–Roubaix? 🙇🏽‍♂️
🚩🚩🚩 Pogacar no se resiste a acabar el año sin correr. Ha consultado al médico que lo operó en BCN si le deja participar el domingo en el Campeonato de Europa (Eslovenia). El UAE se resiste, una información en @elperiodico elperiodico.com/es/deportes/…
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"Nah bro, I’d rather watch a 100 km solo and witness greatness than non-stop attacks and constant changes in the race situation where you have no idea who’s going to win in the end"
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McNulty World Champion 🤯 #Montréal2026
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