Wʜɪʀʟ.

『 ❛I'd ask what's up, but - here's a little secret - I don't really care.❜ 』 ――――― [ #TransformersRP / #MVRP ] ―――――

Blegh. "Who knew that I was such a killjoy?" teapawt.org/monowrecker/status/137…

BEEP.

Consider me cured, then, buckethead. teapawt.org/OneShaIIFaII/status/13…

Metal heel-click. "ATTEEEEENTION-!"

"... I try, Nautica. I try." teapawt.org/NauticalCamien/status/…

"Guess who's back!"

"Thanks." The existential dread is beginning to slowly set in now, Shaw. Look at what you've done.

Am I short a few atoms, or is that just me?

What frickin'- [COUGH] -year is it? What solar cycle? I crawled into one of Brainstorm's do-hickeys, and now I... I feel weird.

"So, so much meat."

"I didn't know that ranger had such a massive, black dragon." Smug_robot.mp3

"To this day, I am still haunted by the fact that Minimus Ambus' tiny mustache can be /knocked off/. Thought that thing was welded to his face, but... guess not."

// i can't believe i started a hostage situation

"Hahaha! I have murdered SO many people!"

Clap three times for mental fragility. [CLANG. CLANG. CLANG.]