A.K.A. John Gallium Bible. Real Patriot, Married Father of 26 (wife still here), 101% American, believer in the Lord Almighty Trump (and also God).
America obviously
Joined February 2023
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"I can't tell if this page is satire or not"
– the average liberal who finds my page who can't tell if it's satire or not
Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍 retweeted
"So this is Tranny Smasher in the flesh. Washington, Seattle boogieman of legend."
"You're packing alot of estrogen for your gender, boy. I'm surprised you have the balls to stand up to me."
Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍 retweeted
white gay boys when you tell them they cant ask grok to generate lady gaga saying nigga
Patriots... 😨 It happened again... 😨🏳️⚧️? I was TRICKED into drinking this whole can of 🏳️⚧️ Monster 🏳️⚧️ Energy 🏳️⚧️😨😨😨 This is NOT right... I can already feel the pr*nouns growing... the woke mind virus in my veins... 😨😨😨 Patriots, PLEASE help me! 😨😨😨 This is so scary! 😨😨😨
This almost happened to me once!!! 😱😱😱 SCARY story! Trigger warning: genders... 😨
I was about halfway through a can of this white Monster, after hearing tales of Agartha, when suddenly a different presence filled me. One of... pr*nouns... 🤢 I suddenly started thinking "would I be happier as a girl"... "I wish I could try being a woman just to see"... "maybe everyone feels this way?"... "why do I feel so weird about my body"... 🤔 BUT THEN IT CLICKED. 😲 The MONSTER. I put it down immediately, picked up my limited edition Bible, and prayed to the Lord Almighty to release me from this woke presence and return me to the light of heaven and Trump. So yeah. I can confirm. Do NOT drink Monster, patriots!!! 🫡🫡🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Good Lord above! 😨😨😨 I'm having WOKE thoughts! 😨😨😨 Like "I should wear women's clothes" or "I should put on makeup"! 😨😨😨 THIS IS WRONG! 😨😨😨 THIS IS SO WRONG! 😨😨😨
It's like I'm a degenerate liberal w*man trapped inside a super buff patriotic manly man's body 😨😨😨 This is WEIRD! 😨😨😨 Help! 😨😨😨
Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍 retweeted
The first downside to being trans is you have to be a l*beral now 🤣🤣
Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍 retweeted
Try all you like, liberals. As much as I might want to be a woman, I will NEVER be woke, and I will NEVER have pr*nouns! 🤣🤣🤣
Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍 retweeted
This almost happened to me once!!! 😱😱😱 SCARY story! Trigger warning: genders... 😨
I was about halfway through a can of this white Monster, after hearing tales of Agartha, when suddenly a different presence filled me. One of... pr*nouns... 🤢 I suddenly started thinking "would I be happier as a girl"... "I wish I could try being a woman just to see"... "maybe everyone feels this way?"... "why do I feel so weird about my body"... 🤔 BUT THEN IT CLICKED. 😲 The MONSTER. I put it down immediately, picked up my limited edition Bible, and prayed to the Lord Almighty to release me from this woke presence and return me to the light of heaven and Trump. So yeah. I can confirm. Do NOT drink Monster, patriots!!! 🫡🫡🫡🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍 retweeted
Wow... this is just not okay... first it was pr*nouns and trans flags... and now this...? 😔 I can't support him anymore... 😔
Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍 retweeted
Yes which is HILARIOUS because it ISN'T. Your "trans country" will NEVER exist. Not while I'm around...
