Can I stay home and read a book instead? Providing humor and memes about the introverted life.
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A haunted house for introverts:
People jump out unexpectedly and try to make small talk with you. Just when you think you’ve made it out, you enter a room full of people networking, and everyone wants to introduce themselves and exchange contact information
One of the best feelings for an introvert is slipping out of a social event without anyone noticing, driving home in complete silence, and feeling more at peace with every mile
“You’re so quiet!” - Everyone
1. I refuse to gossip, which I feel like constitutes 70% of human conversation
2. Silence is beautiful
3. Small talk bores me quickly
Greatest moments in introvert history:
1. Someone cancels plans with you before you have to
2. Your Uber driver doesn't talk during a 30-minute ride
3. You get into an elevator and nobody else is in it
4. A meeting gets canceled and replaced with an email
People are always telling introverts they need to go out more, socialize more, and stop spending so much time alone. But why? Some people are perfectly happy staying home and keeping to themselves. Why is that so hard for others to understand?
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Workplaces should let their introverted employees do their jobs in peace. Not everyone wants to take part in every team-building activity, attend every office event, or socialize with coworkers after work. Some of us just want to show up, do our jobs, get paid, and go home
“You don’t talk much do you?”
Me: *tries to talk*
- gets interrupted
- no one cares
- gets talked over
- gets ignored
