⤷ daddy’s home .ᐟ

jamming to ac/dc in the lab .

if you see avengers tower on fire, no you don’t .

avengers tower is now decked out in christmas, hanukkah, and kwanzaa decorations. you’re welcome.

happy birthday, kid.

i’ll apologize when they apologize. i think that’s fair.

i feel old .

what’s the second step?

except i’m the apple . the apple is me .

“i can keep the same external design.” totally. tony wouldn’t admit it, but their costumes were pretty sick. “are you a tech guy?”

i think the apple IS rotten right to the core .

tony tapped his pen against his chin. “i’m going to do it anyway.” he spun his chair back to his computer, bringing up some schematics he already made. “listen,” he hummed. “reed’s a fucking genius, but he’s old tech. i’m new tech. and i’ve been making new tech since my teens.”

“not burning warm,” tony repeated, tapping his pen against his desk. “i can fix that, you know. add something to that ( fantastic ) suit you have.” he grinned at his own dumb joke. “fantastic.”

he’s beckoning @BLAZEM0DE into his lab with a wave. “so— you can set yourself on fire. doesn’t that hurt?”

I could. I do need a new project. . .

I knew it. All you need is a bat mask and you’re set.