🦨DANNY💨

Goth skunk who stinks really bad, eats really gas-inducing food constantly, stays up way too late gaming, leaves his underwear laying around everywhere, is constantly playing loud rock music, and rips ass in your face at every chance~ Also his name is Danny, and he loves you <3

Smelly femboy ghost skunk who appears in your bed and sucks you off like that one scene in Ghostbusters (and also he won't stop fucking farting)

I'm off tonight and pretty much immediately started smoking and stroking eheheh,,, who wanna come get under my covers and eat my smelly skunkhole,,?? >;3

I think all skunks should be allowed to use stink-romancy magic on Halloween night, as a treat

My personal Halloween vibes,,,, (with a special guest <3)

Dorks and losers really be spending like $100 to go to a big spooky haunted house when I can easily give em an experience 10 times scarier by just locking em in a closet that I farted in

Hooking a Karen up to a keg labeled "Sk8r bro farts"

To whomever first came up with the idea to mix micro/macro stuff with farts, I hope you're still with us and are getting your cock sucked and ass eaten DAILY every single day for the rest of your life like you deserve king <3

I'd probably try to actually work out more but like if I don't have someone whose face I can immediately shove in my sweaty armpits afterwards then wtf is the point???

Giving Freddy Krueger $50 to let me invade some cute nerd's nightmares and lock em into a week-long Smell Hell coma as my dreamscape stink slave