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After careful consideration, I have decided to rebrand my website.
The concept remains the same, but I do not want to explicitly promote gambling. You can use it for such, but I have made it more general.
You can get early access. Launch will be soon.
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Anyways, that is it from me talking about this dumb award. Just lost its entire credibility. Will not be wasting my time watching the ceremony.
Going to be watching PSG vs. Lyon. Will give my 2 cents on that instead.
Mikey Moore is having a great loan at Koln. Top percentile for carries, dribbles, and take ons.
Amongst the elites of Europe.
Clearly his future is more central. Very strong transition player + carrier into space.
Time to start adding output next.
Perez not attending. Eberl not attending.
Madrid and France believe Mbappe will win The Ballon D’or. Bayern and Barcelona believe Kane will win The Ballon D’or.
I genuinely think no one knows. For once.
Kane NATION…..
🚨 BREAKING: Florentino Perez will NOT attend the Ballon d’Or. @MarioCortegana
— Barcelona believe Kane will win The Ballon D’or.
— Perez will not be attending the ceremony.
Some home restored, Kane nation.
No Perez.
Hmmm….
🚨 JUST IN: Butragueno, Cucurella, Yan Diomande and Mbappé will now travel to London. @elchiringuitotv
(🚨 🚨 🚨 🥇) Barcelona believe Kane will win The Ballon D’or. Yamal is winning Kopa.
@santiovalle
Put up with the bullshit “All of Kane’s goals were for nothing” for A DECADE.
Now someone is about to win The Ballon D’or going trophyless, solely because of goals.
Fuck off.
So Mbappe is going to win The Ballon D’or for:
— Having 1 more goal than Kane in The UCL.
— Winninng World Cup Golden Boot by statpadding a meaningless 3rd place game Kane didn’t even play
— Scoring less goals than Kane domestically
all whilst
— Getting knocked out by Kane in The UCL.
— Finishing lower than England at The World Cup
— Finishing worse domestically
Absolute joke.
Dear God,
It is not often I pray. I do so sparingly, as I do not want to abuse the system.
But please, tomorrow is one of the biggest days of my life. One of the most important.
I will sacrifice a lot of you can make Harry Kane win The Ballon D’or.
I will sacrifice food. I will sacrifice water. I will give away my fortunes to the homeless.
Please, just make it happen. I will cry if it does not, this means so much to me.
I would be eternally grateful.
You’ll never guess who knocked Mbappe out of the UCL.
Replying to @MusialaEra @InvertTheWing
Mbappe outclassed Kane in every big competition last season lmaoo him farming in the bundesliga doesn’t guarantee him a ballondor










