Costco is trying to ruin marriages.

I also have a 401(k), brokerage account, Bitcoin, and silver. Why put all my money in one account when I can utilize multiple?

My kids will never have to say “I came from nothing.” If they do it’s because they were dumbasses who got kicked out of the house.

The NASDAQ is at 25,955 while the S&P 500 is only at 7,624. The NASDAQ has over 3,000 stocks while the S&P 500 only has 500. Why doesn’t the S&P 500 just add 2,500 more companies so it can catch up?

Wedding culture is stupid. You’re expected to spend hundreds on bachelor parties, hotels, suits, and flights just to watch your friend get married. If you were really my friend you wouldn’t invite me.

I just tried Coke Zero for the first time and I genuinely don’t understand how anyone still drinks Diet Coke.

I would rather work a 9-5 my whole life with a happy family than have all the money Tom Brady has and spend my life dating around.

I’m 27. If I never contributed to my Roth IRA again I’d still be a millionaire one day.

What is your favorite piece of silver in my collection?

How it feels knowing my girl is good with money, takes care of her health, has goals in life, and wants to raise a family.

While you have the Sunday Scaries this dude is pooping barefoot scrolling TikTok without a care in the world.

The sooner you make investing boring the sooner you will have fun with your money.

We have robots in grocery stores before GTA 6.

HEY @grok TELL THESE PEOPLE WHY A MARKET CRASH ISN’T SOMETHING THEY SHOULD BE WISHING FOR.

Me: “Babe, promise me you’re done ordering stuff from Amazon?” Her:

HEY @grok TELL THESE PEOPLE WHY THE S&P 500 IS ONE OF THE GREATEST WEALTH BUILDING TOOLS IN HISTORY

24 hours until the Sunday Scaries kick in

My only complaint about X is that when you look up one thing your entire timeline is flooded with it for the next two days.

Just bought my first Rolex for $150. I didn’t have the heart to tell the guy it was worth a lot more.

Going in person to buy $100 DoorDash and Uber Eats gift cards for $80 to save $20 on delivery fees is pretty ironic.

Just bought another 10oz of Silver from Costco. Not going to lie this might be my new favorite piece of my collection.