primarily described as a gainfully employed, unfortunately observant, and an emotionally diversified story teller who lives in Miami.

Brickell, Miami, FL
Joined May 2026
they love me. my bank thinks it’s fraud.
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scheduled my wedding for saturday but have no date.. any brazilian women need citizenship?
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Brickell Finance Guy retweeted
Arjun’s first candidate: Mallory, a 24 y/o marketing professional from Dundalk, MD now in South Beach. I don’t think I was clear with Arjun… no fat women. Declined.
I’d like to welcome Arjun to the team. $42.5k base to fully operate my Hinge. he’ll handle all messaging and scheduling. I will receive calendar invites with the candidate’s photo and approve or decline accordingly.
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saw this pigeon on my morning miami stroll… get out & vote before these snowbird new yorkers flip florida blue..
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me with the Anthropic cafeteria lady after she becomes a billionaire from the IPO
BREAKING: Anthropic to raise over $100B at a $1.5–$2T valuation, per WSJ 90% chance of IPO in November
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Brickell Finance Guy retweeted
The NBA has partnered with Kalshi as a Preferred Prediction Market Exchange. Official NBA data to settle trades, stronger safeguards, and NBA branding on Kalshi. Fans come to Kalshi because open markets are a fairer way to trade basketball. Now, it’s Official.
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Miami is the only city where going to the club at 8am & the coffee shop at 10am is generally acceptable
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eileen higgins’ office was spending 29% more on staff salaries than suarez’s did last fall by may.. officials then approved a $3.7B budget before miami’s financial oversight committee gave their recommendations.. false promises & vibes only go so far…
So In Florida 3 deep red counties went blue today, but Miami dade went deep red?
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un momento mi amor.. i’m getting political on X again
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M2.. the former home of Prince’s Glam Slam turned Mansion is now the Mecca for 18-20 year olds… sad. place has the bones of an elite night club.. not to mention it's on washington ave kinda like the panda tho.. anyone want to make an offer with me?
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neo vertika.. designed by brickell bachelors for brickell bachelors
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Brickell Finance Guy retweeted
Troy Jackson has a 61% chance to beat Susan Collins in the Maine Senate race, according to Kalshi traders. But how does the volume split on Troy Jackson differ by state? • All Americans: 61% • Mainers: 36% • Non-Mainers: 61%
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updated post.. should read as: “very serious.. it allegedly plays very well for staying up until 5am talking politics per sources” no further comment at this time.
very serious.. it allegedly plays well per sources
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Brickell Finance Guy retweeted
Prediction markets host traders who buy and sell contracts tied to real-world outcomes, with prices reflecting implied probabilities. Here's how they compare with sportsbooks which set prices and act as the counterparty:
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c’est la vie
very serious.. it allegedly plays well per sources
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very serious.. it allegedly plays well per sources
only way to pullup to PTC is on the yacht
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only way to pullup to PTC is on the yacht
palm tree club.. i’m inside you.
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palm tree club.. i’m inside you.
palm tree club.. i am outside you
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