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Everybody is talking about a "historic Democrat win" or a "Republican shellacking" all in an effort to distract you from the fact that the Bruins are first in the Atlantic and are an absolute WAGON
#NHLBruins
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sports in the streaming era are so cool. is it easier to find? no. is the broadcast weirdly dark and gray? yes. is the connection more reliable? definitely not. it must be cheaper then? also no
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group chats need a leaderboard that keep track of how many laughing emojis each person gets and the one with the least should be killed or kicked
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"jesus saves" okay well what's his GAA. How many shutouts does he have. Aerin frankel is younger and more beautiful
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How in fucks name am I supposed to rank up when I’m laning with a doorman who refuses to use doors. I wanna win but mfs out here playin Man






















