Adult Human Female. Private intellectual. Writer, reader, musician, cuteness aficionado. Manatee enthusiast.

Houston-ish, Texas
Joined November 2011
Favorite winter/christmastime reads??
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BREAKING: COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar, Last Ditch, announces it is shutting down effective immediately.
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The bumper sticker reveal at the end is too perfect. HOW IS THIS REAL 😭 It has to be a skit…has to be.
This is the most amazing video you will watch today. Enjoy 😘
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duck wallet
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However obnoxious this might be, this is what “see something, say something” looks like. Better to say something and be wrong than to be silent, wrong, and dead 🤷🏻‍♀️
United flight forced to turn around midair after crew member spotted horrifying text on passenger's phone trib.al/YjomwPa
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I added floppy ears, even cuter!! (Used AI to simulate bc pup is back in my ugly garage lol!
🤖 Made with AI
BOO-p! It’s Howl-oween!!! She’s just here for the treats! 🐶 My entry for the work pumpkin decorating contest 🧡
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BOO-p! It’s Howl-oween!!! She’s just here for the treats! 🐶 My entry for the work pumpkin decorating contest 🧡
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Does anyone here on 𝕏 have a trained therapy dog, and if so, can you tell me about the training process?
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Today’s political text 😂😂😂
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Voting R down the ballot in Texas today! 🗳️✔️
🚨🚨 Just got off the phone with Tarrant County election insiders who broke down what is becoming a five-alarm warning: Democrats are outvoting Republicans here. For perspective, Tarrant is the last large red urban county in America. It is GROUND ZERO for flipping Texas. While Tarrant has more registered Republicans than Democrats, Ds have done a better job of turnout than Rs for the last several elections. REMINDER: In 2018 Beto beat Cruz in Tarrant by over 4k votes. I am told that even though Ds typically outperform Rs in early voting, the reduced percentage of Rs early voting against Ds at this point signals a major warning. Texas will be lost if Republicans don’t vote. Make sure EVERYONE you know votes. There is no greater priority right now. The people I spoke with are solid officials who are not prone to sounding the alarm unnecessarily, so this is a legitimately serious issue. 🚨🚨
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Got the mystery trans mailer 🫨
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Apple cider is the superior fall beverage. Pumpkin spice is trash.
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Today was so fun. Michelin star lunch, MeowWolf adventure, chilled at a brewery. Houston never runs out of awesome things to do.
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Finished the day at Saint Arnold’s Brewery 🍺🍂
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Didn’t even plan to match, just naturally cute 🧡🍂🍁
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Went to MeowWolf Houston after our Michelin lunch. Felt like a fever dream, but fun!
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