The songs that make me feel coolest when I'm driving fast are generally the songs that make me feel dumbest at stop lights.
They stop serving breakfast at 11am?!? Nooooooooooo @MoMashkour
All I want right now is a breakfast sandwich @MoMashkour #McDees
Why don’t they have hoover cars in real life? What is up with this? Come’on science! @MoMashkour @RealEli #wayofthefuture
Spirit week! I’m on the red team, but I figured I’d be a natural fit on the green team! #ecojoke #environment #GREENTEAM
That was...something. Thanks? RT @MoMashkour Feeling down, @ItsJakeMartin? Check out my new favourite website! ow.ly/gDNqa
I finished off a pizza today like it was planning to testify against me in court. #hungry
If you don’t pretend you’re in a spaceship every time you walk through some automatic doors, you’re too mature for me.
