Its Not The Onion

Woman comes clean for stealing soap 18 years later ift.tt/2Bq6hPM #nottheonion

Couple Mistakenly Goes to See Red Hot Chilli Pipers ift.tt/2BWqNbN #nottheonion

Moscow mulls naming a street 'North American Dead End' ift.tt/2Bu5Hkk #nottheonion

Iran Says Enemies Used Lizards to Spy on Nuclear Program ift.tt/2BXeiwM #nottheonion

Cottagers were high from pot brownies, not suffering carbon monoxide poisoning: OPP ift.tt/2soLN7c #nottheonion

No time for Ash Wednesday? Try 'drive-thru ashes.' ift.tt/2BWoiXg #nottheonion

Lasers, pyrotechnics used in battle against 30K crow invasion ift.tt/2soLJEu #nottheonion

Suspected carbon monoxide symptons were actually from weed brownies: police ift.tt/2BWqAW3 #nottheonion

Cockroaches crawling on dead woman in retirement center draws license review ift.tt/2ChQEXz #nottheonion

Thomas the bisexual goose dies in New Zealand ift.tt/2EprU5C #nottheonion

What's Better Than the Card Game 'Uno'? According to Mattel, a New One Called 'Dos' ift.tt/2ECIwGh #nottheonion

'Time traveller from 2030' passes lie detector test ift.tt/2Ci4KrU #nottheonion

Portugal police 'find cocaine in travellers padded pants' ift.tt/2Er2ULq #nottheonion

So...someone vaped a tide pod ift.tt/2ChWp7E #nottheonion

In pictures: Couple hid home from the council with fake garage door ift.tt/2EnXmkS #nottheonion

Cottagers were high from pot brownies, not suffering carbon monoxide poisioning ift.tt/2CldCxa #nottheonion

Chicago TV station mixes up P.F. Chang's and Pyeongchang in Winter Olympics graphic ift.tt/2EnXj8G #nottheonion

Couples Sells Everything to Buy Boat and Sail for a Year... and it Sinks Day Two ift.tt/2CgIQFz #nottheonion

Couple mistakenly takes romantic trip to see Red Hot Chilli Pipers, not peppers ift.tt/2EoEOAP #nottheonion

South Korea's 'Penis Park' Draws an Olympic Crowd ift.tt/2CiZl3P #nottheonion