@ItsProxcey

Hi stalker, if you love water then you love 72% of me

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Joined January 2017
  • Tweets21.3K
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At the rate I am now convinced I have been breathing all wrong xitter.cf/OoneyAbraymen/status/1…
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Uncle Ruckus
@EmargedOct 18
"Not everything can be resolved through kindness, which is why angels carry swords, not flowers."
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Proxcey @ItsProxcey29 Feb 2020
this is so dumb I wanna try
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Jovy
@chimajovitaSep 13
me running from the magician after he said "pick any card" and I picked his credit card
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Halle Berry
@halleberrySep 14
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Jovy
@chimajovitaSep 13
me running from the magician after he said "pick any card" and I picked his credit card
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Gooey Tip@gooey_tipJul 29
Was just given the company card
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Imagine handing your baby to an American soldier holy shit
Ma Wukong 马悟空
@Ma_WuKongJul 8
🇨🇳 Los militares chinos tienen la obligación de servir al pueblo, y si eso implica que tienen que cuidar de tu bebé, tienen que cuidar de tu bebé.
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Beaver 🦁
@beaverdJun 23
"you're absolutely right! I shouldn't have launched those nukes -- that's on me."
NewsWire
@NewsWire_USJun 21
U.S., Russia and China Are Integrating AI into Nuclear Early Warning Systems
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Marvin👤
@marvinashaba0Jun 19
“Got a trophy”
Simple Shamim@simple_shamimJun 19
Replying to @marvinashaba0
Man you fraudulently got a trophy after 20+ years why do you sound like the main characters ?
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Qatar has held a World Cup where everyone who could afford to attend attended, wait till it's the USA hosting and they will have visa restrictions even on the players themselves 😂.
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Replying to @Dr_Elon1 @solracnkoff
Oh, you're a real doctor? What do you think of this 🍎🍏🍎🍏
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joão🍂@romaniaxjdmMay 8
victoria neuman comendo uma fatia de pizza após matar metade de um congresso inteiro
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"disabled by copyright owners" oh it was 100% real😭😭
𝅙@ImStillDissinApr 12
Nickelodeon accidentally emailed me the entire Avatar aang movie🤦they made Toph straight yall

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Air✨@aircokerApr 10
Maybe I’m impatient, but the creators of Blue Eye Samurai are taking too long with S2 😭
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𝙒𝙢.@excusewilliamApr 10
Someone from an unhappy family would have come on Twitter to complain about how her man only sleeps when she asks him to watch a show she picked. Where you live, what you do, who you marry. The three extrinsic determinants of happiness.
emily may
@emilykmay10 Apr 2025
he was up fighting a fire *all night* and is notoriously bad at resting and so i said i wanted to relax and watch a tv show with him to trick him into napping at 1 pm ✅
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Maester@Tekanomo_Apr 9
This is why as a man, you need to marry a woman who is truly really interested in your daily well-being (AKA love you for you) over anything else.
emily may
@emilykmay10 Apr 2025
he was up fighting a fire *all night* and is notoriously bad at resting and so i said i wanted to relax and watch a tv show with him to trick him into napping at 1 pm ✅
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AS@prideofbavariaApr 1
the referee on tuesday when bayern players ask for rüdiger to be sent off after a dangerous tackle
Curiosity
@MAstronomersMar 25
Quantum physics says that you can never actually touch anything.
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Big Kryssi@DuhItsKryssiApr 1
If it were, you’d be married too.
OYYN. 浮@oyyndmlApr 1
The bar is in hell🤮🤮
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This is how you deal with a threat to humanity.
The General
@GeneralMCNewsApr 1
BREAKING: Iran says Israel will never be allowed to pass through the Strait of Hormuz, even if the war ends.
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lupe@modamodredApr 1
🗞️| NEW! Deadline just confirmed tv show "The Wheel Of Time" was picked up by @AppleTV after Amazon Prime's cancellation in may, 2025 deadline.com/2025/05/the-whe…
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