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Smarty Pants✨ retweeted
Honestly please. Because it would just be fucking ridiculous lol
Nicki Minaj is reportedly being considered for the position of White House press secretary. (Via TMZ)
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Replying to @ItsREE_1908
He knew just where to go! Them poor ass white folk gone eat that shit up too.
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I need to lose weight before Thanksgiving so I can have room to gain it back
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Oh you country fr 😭 this my jam lmaooo
Grits ain’t grocery! Eggs ain’t poultry! And Mona Lisa was a maaaaaaan
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Smarty Pants✨ retweeted
n*cki m*naj is so embarrassing .
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I’m actually not excited for him to waste tax payer money to come to the whitest buttfuck corner of MS to say a bunch of dementia fueled bullshit
🇺🇸 Mississippians are excited to welcome President @realDonaldTrump back to Mississippi! Election Day is Tuesday, November 3rd and absentee voting is already underway at your local circuit clerk’s office. 🗳️
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Our borders are Alabama, Tennessee, Arkansas, and Louisiana.
Deflect if you want us to KEEP this high ass grocery tax AND gas tax!!!!!!
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Smarty Pants✨ retweeted
Cindy Hyde-Smith has 8 days until Election Day to face Mississippi voters in a town hall or debate.
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Smarty Pants✨ retweeted
Amen
Someone needs to run a political ad saying no child has ever had gender reassignment surgery at school and if you believe that you are too stupid to vote.
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Deflect if you want us to KEEP this high ass grocery tax AND gas tax!!!!!!
Smile if you’re ready to open our borders, raise our taxes, & make Mississippi an abortion state!
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Smarty Pants✨ retweeted
Her ugly ass always calling for security!
Warning: this is not AI.
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Me to myself: lemme call my mama *gets forwarded to voicemail*
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Smarty Pants✨ retweeted
We don’t like corrupt Governors, so it will always be fuck you!
.@realDonaldTrump. Mississippi. Tomorrow. Make America Great Again! 🇺🇸
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Smarty Pants✨ retweeted
She said a bunch of nothing. I’m ready to pick another Senator!
Oh boy, on the eve of Trump’s visit to Mississippi, Cindy Hyde-Smith *doubles down* on her other “proteins to choose from” comment. “Thank goodness when mothers want to feed their families when you go out shopping, there are proteins, you want to feed meat, there are some cheaper prices. And that’s what that statement was about.” #mssen
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I’m not putting no mustard on my chicken before I flour it like why would I do that?
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Smarty Pants✨ retweeted
My fellow Mississippians I do give a damn that you’re suffering at the pump. Cindy High Prices cares more about what’s best for her MAGA daddy than us. #PickAnotherSenator
TRUMP on HIGH GAS PRICES: We’re making money like we’ve never made before. They’ll say: President Trump is bragging about all the money they're making while people are suffering at the pump. I don’t give a damn. We’re making a freaking fortune.
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Smarty Pants✨ retweeted
Y’all’s President has been sexualizing men and women’s bodies a lot lately. I can’t even begin to tell you how inappropriate and disgusting that is.
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Smarty Pants✨ retweeted
Thank you, Missy, because Janet won't say it. 😂😂❤️
Missy is saying a whole lot here💀. That’s why I tell people to always pay attention to who is in Janet’s circle. Who she champions And yes, Janet could easily say I carved my own lane. I don’t even have to bother trying to compete with talent after me but she’s too humble to 😂
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