Taylor Bey

Potty training is going well as a result of Mom and Dad implementing extreme levels bribery. #parentingtips

Just picked up my 3 year old from daycare and he asked me to play some Taylor Swift. What’s happening? @taylorswift13

I’m at the point in my life where I listen to deep house music to get amped up to fold a big pile of laundry.

If this weather doesn’t scream coleslaw, I don’t know what does.

I’m at the age where a shoe with quality support just really does it for me.

The @MapleLeafs are up in the series on the cusp of moving on to the next round and I want to be excited. But if there’s anything I’ve learned from years of experience it’s to not ever get excited or get my hopes up for them. #provemewrong

All tuckered out after going full tilt with my son and some other local 3-5 year olds in street hockey. Those other Dads didn’t even see it coming. Still undefeated.

Sometimes I feel like I’m in the NBA when I’m in my house and I make deep bucket trick shots into the trash with my kid’s dirty diaper. Then I realize the situation, and take the win.

Feeling my age after a pregame full body stretch for an hour walking tour.

I wonder how the @NFL and their leagues best defence would defend against the @AllBlacks on offence.

Time to rethink the Cowboys kicker position after 4 unsuccessful attempts. Boy oh boy.

Got my son a Nerf gun for Christmas and all hell has broken loose in our home. It’s a Christmas battlefield in here.

“It’s looking pretty slushy out there.” “Ya, shut it all down.” -TTC Employees in Toronto today. @TTChelps

Take your two year old on a relaxing vacation they said.

Just finished setting up our real family Christmas tree. Threatened returning it twice, had it fully fall over, and mixed in a two year old meltdown because we put lights on the tree. Merry Christmas everyone.

Still baffled that my 2 year old son’s daycare is throwing an @TorontoArgos party. Onwards and upwards @CFL ? #argos

Cleaned the snow off of my car with my sons mini stick today. I was also wearing a flannel, a toque and drinking a Timmies coffee. Peak Canadian mode, engaged.

Raking leaves and EDM is a heavy dad vibe this morning.

Something is wrong with you if you leave your Christmas lights up all year round. It’s even worse when you turn them back on when November 3rd rolls around. Gotta watch those people.

I realized my son is too young for hide-and-go-seek when I ask, “Are you hiding?” And he replies after totally showing his face and looking me in the eye, “Ya!”