Waiting for the absolute cunts to ask whether he was vaccinated. Wankers
MTV Dirty Sanchez star Michael 'Pancho' Locke dies aged 47 bbc.in/4AghAnY
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Hey @reformparty_uk a copy of your 'newspaper' turned up today. Much appreciated. I'd run out of shit roll so came in really handy.
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Lol
Michael Carrick has been granted a stay of execution by Manchester United.
The United head coach will be given the chance to arrest the club’s shocking slide after the Old Trafford hierarchy opted against making another managerial change ⤵️
telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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I am so glad i didn't get offered free tickets and spend a fortune going to watch this clusterfuck. Can you imagine!
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Apparently "Fuck right off you cunt" is not a polite response to being asked if I want a Restore Britain leaflet. Well who knew.
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Is posting the screenshot that you've successfully registered for the Oasis ballot, the new Marking yourself safe from an earthquake in outer fucking Mongolia?
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This prick has as much chance of being Chancellor as I have of playing for England. What a Grade A attention seeking bell end.
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Tricky retweeted
Today is the official launch of an app I’ve been working on. It’s called Football Fresh and it’s for both coaches and players. The intention is to help players be fresh to play (and train) at 100%, as freshness wins titles! (1/3)
Hey @bushontheradio I've just discovered my Mrs puts Jaffa Cakes in the fridge. Is this psycho behaviour? Am I safe?
Aww @Doverbird you definitely live in St Rads and have a Union Flag hanging out your window.
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