this is ur pilot speaking, if u look over to the left wing u will see that we are fuckin lit my nigga lmao

When snapchat says "added by phone #" but you don't know them

Too soon?

Me: Hi how are you? Customer: *Ignores me* Me: Okay I'll just go f*ck myself

Teacher: You need to cross multiply "Which one of you is Multiply"

When the teacher wishes you good luck before the exam

Senior year: the time where you meet people two months before you graduate you wish you'd met two years ago

when your headphones are broken and you find that position thats just right to get them to work

When u find out ur phone wasn't charging overnight

Being in a relationship is about getting a large fry when u wanted a small cuz ur gf is gonna eat em even tho she said she didn't want any

all I want is you & a 4.0 gpa

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

slim thick wit yo triple textin trust issue havin ass

How many faces y'all see 👀 I see 5

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