|| they/them || Ivory Dragon's servant || ((SATIRE ACCOUNT)) || npc cookie || sometimes +16 beware.
Joined November 2024
- Tweets15.4K
- Following116
- Followers392
- Likes38K
Pinned Tweet
I've made my strawpage less eye irritating and simplified, fret not, the old one has given to @IvoryAmbush_
longanlancer.straw.page
Longan Lancer Cookie retweeted
They jump you if you say shedtwt is a grooming hub to make people kill themselves though
Longan Lancer Cookie retweeted
‼️ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOO
Longan Lancer Cookie retweeted
It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 IT'S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅♂️ FORGET T
Longan Lancer Cookie retweeted
The shit Kingdom would pull off with Ovenbreak cookies:
Coffee Candy is a minor and an incompetent klutz.
Blue Lily and Lilybell are related.
Hydrangea is actually Lotus' daughter.
Longan is willing to get along with cookies.
Allulose Nova is a normal, unproblematic ruler.
Longan Lancer Cookie retweeted
For halloween I'm a leopard cat girl who mauled and ate a toddler and was shot by the dad. How bout y'all
