The Laughing Guitarist

If anyone knows what the relative minor of an F major chord is, Dm me

#MondayMirth #Memes

#MondayMirth #Memes #Morph #Aardman Angel of the Morph….

#MondayMirth #DadJokes A Peruvian baker dropped a meat & onion pie on his foot, he’s now on Inca Pastie benefit…..

Just bought a book titled “How to emphatically say no in German.” You can order it via phone, just dial 9-9-9 #LunchPun

Someone just phoned me, sneezed 5 times then hung up. I hate cold callers….. #BadJokeFriday

Sad news: the inventor of Morse Code has passed away. Dashes to dashes, dots to dots…. #LunchPun

#BadJokeThursday #Memes #onlyfoolsandhorses #ofah Albert Square

Camping is the best way to watch dolphins. For all in tents & porpoises #WednesdayWit #DadJokes

Queen are now selling their own brand of keto bread, it’s seven seeds and rye #LunchPun

I’ve tried everything to beat my addiction to ATM machines, but I keep getting withdrawal symptoms…. #LunchPun

#MondayMirth #Memes

#MondayMirth #Memes #ParisRiots #Studentprotests HMV Paris after the riots….

I was driving to work this morning & ran into a delivery van carrying cream cheese & chives. I didn’t see the dip in the road! #LunchPun #DadJokes

#BadJokeFriday #Memes #StormAusten Not impressed with the new Mike Myers movie…..

I only asked for help getting piston hydraulic fluid, now I’m banned from Halfords! #BadJokeFriday #DadJokes

#BadJokeFriday #Memes #UniversityChallenge