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Demin UEing and DFing the set away while starting out 15-40 and 40-15😂 challengers. Demin would win if he could hit the ball over the net
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this guy just cut me off in traffic in Pasadena, Texas
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When your Anakinmaxxing on the TL and people start mentioning “the younglings” & “what about the women and children”
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Brees>Rodgers talks in 2026
Replying to @SkattaDart
that’s cute, mvps still doesn’t make him a top 5 qb ever, just because he was the best qb 4/19 years doesn’t erase the fact that there’s qbs with a better complete body of work than him
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are angel shots a Halloween drink or something? every girl I talked to at the bar ordered one
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Y’all brains are fried beyond repair
he was pro queer rights, a feminist, an atheist, pro Palestine. We've lost a beautiful man
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Jalen Brunson and the female ref got a little handsy 😳
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Crunchwrap supreme
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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Guy in front of me at the liquor store has maybe the worst loot of all time
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Tenniswaffen sends it's regards.
Nigga stuck in a tennis racket
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“I have seen a viral hologram of him…quoting crime statistics.” “Not Anonakin. He wouldn’t.”
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‘Deportations? Restore Britain? Something about an oak door? Anakin, you’re breaking my heart! You’re going down a path my friends won’t let me follow!’
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"Anakin he came here LEGALLY"
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The only reason Bo Nix doesn’t lead the league in interceptions is because NFL defenders can’t line up offsides btw
"Bo Nix is completing 41% against man coverage this year, which is the lowest number NGS has dating back to 2018." - Dave Helman. The Athletic Football Show.
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So, basically, 500 million Europeans expect 300 million Americans to protect them from 120 million Russians who can’t even defeat 40 million Ukrainians while those 500 million Europeans don’t even realize they are being conquered by 2 billion Muslims who claim they are being persecuted by 8 million Israelis. Is that about right? 1
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"Did you ever hear about the tragedy of per captia?" "No." "They're not statistics the Jedi would tell you." "They could influence civilizations to create predictions powerful enough to stop all crime." "Is it possible to learn this power?" "Not from a conservative."
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The cash cow of Joaquin Aguilar Cardozo continues…nice win against a guy who’s had his number in past matchups
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Do any of these Midterm candidates have a plan to fix the PGA Tour app if elected?
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TJ Watt might get 4 sacks sunday, dear God
Final Browns practice of the week and the only absence is RT Tytus Howard (concussion protocol). Dawand Jones is in line to make his first start of the season.
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Beem retweeted
hey dude thanks for matching my exact speed in the left lane after i merged on the freeway that was sick bro have you ever seen an unregistered firearm
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