chronic employer of finger guns • started as a bottom now we here • she/her • writer
saint louis
Joined March 2009
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Mildly frustrated that some of my favorite, very catchy songs are all about using guns as euphemisms for 🍆
The undying desire to sit in your car in front of your home after a DJ gig to just *decompress in silence* after being *on* for hours
The dog being sick and being out of stock of one kiddo’s only desirable lunch food means running two damn errands before work!!!
I wrote the word “binder” in my NaNoWriMo time this morning and I already have received an ad for some on IG. I swear!!! There’s no escaping!!!
New parenting life twilight zone moments: receiving an email about missing homework??? This is such a rollercoaster!
I’d love to try rock climbing but I already know I would be way too eager and get bored with all the time and training it takes just to climb a wall inside a building.
Where are you supposed to cry in a house with kids!? They don’t understand that life just sucks sometimes and crying profusely happens!!!
Do other parents cry all the time from being overwhelmed by being around kids 24/7? Or is it just me and my situation? I feel like such a downer and don’t feel comfortable talking to other parents because I don’t know if anyone else struggles so much.
Some days I have an okay relationship with my body but most days recently have me wanting to crawl out of my own skin and it sucks!!!