they/them ✨ cartoonist ✨ illustrator ✨ improviser ✨ nonbinary goblin babe ✨

Chicago, IL
Joined March 2014
at one point I actually believed i was heterosexual
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Non-binary Gender Euphoria Talk: being able to grow, shave, and style facial hair for the first time in my life feels fucking amazing. Like, it's an body mod, from my face??
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Me when I feel the Big Sad coming on: no regressee into depressee
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somewhere in this world there is a wearhouse filled with claw machines in turn filled with baby shark plushies i live in fear of the day they finally escape
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I joined like 8 plant identification Facebook groups at like midnight last night and honestly excellent decision
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a list of genders but it's just a wiki of all the Sailor Moon villians
I've been trying to train myself to be awake during the day time and alseep at night, but OH BOY is it rough
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Bad News: My alarm died so I ended up sleeping until after * 6 PM * Good News: I still made my call time for my gig tonight!
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So yeah if I seemed a little off it's because I live in anti-time now
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I saw a brunette man in glasses doing perfect choreography to Hairspray @ the gay bar tonight and was instantly smitten, making me wonder how my genetic line even made it to 2019
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Like I come from two long lines of sensitive artsy men and powerful matriarchs, how are more of my relatives not out??
I'm anti slutshaming but someone please call me a tart, tarts are delicious
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Hormone Doc: your blood pressure, red blood cell count, liver and kidneys are all good Me, texting back the vampire / ghoul queer couple I met on Grindr: just got tested what up
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Bitches like me are why Home Depot is open til midnight
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yeah I know spooky glasses and tight skirts aren't a personality but let me LIVE, karen
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I don't appreciate most cat calls but this evening a dude called me "Catwoman" and honestly thank you??
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Confession: I'm more productive at the boozy Taco Bell than at home, which I guess is the drawing equivilent of Cousin Vinnie only being able to get a good night's rest in the jailhouse 🌙
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The statute of limitations on high school crushes is approximately 10 years, so I can finally reveal that I had a brief crush on my guy friend who did civil war reenactments 🤷🏻
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trans euphoria is spamming your timeline with cute selfies
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I like playing Rogues in DnD because irl it would be impossible for me to try to steal something without yelling "Yoink!"