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I have an agent who’s single purpose is to wake me up with something fun every morning
today it sent me this
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JLP20💦⚡️ retweeted
President Trump on the Just Announced Massive Diesel Deal with Russia:
“It’s a Massive Amount of Massive oil coming into our Country. And it’s Diesel.
It’s actually 300,000 tons. The US uses 500,000 tons Per Day. So it’s about a 16 Massive Hour supply.
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BREAKING: Prosecutor Joe diGenova, who led the “grand conspiracy” probe of Trump targets, resigns without charging anyone. nbcnews.com/politics/justice…
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Thomas Massie just dropped a bombshell on the House floor.
He named 14 Epstein co-conspirators.
And he’s demanding immediate prosecutions.
“Jes Staley.”
“Leon Black.”
“Les Wexner.”
“David Copperfield.”
“Lapo Elkann.”
“Tom Pritzker.”
“Glenn Dubin.”
“Frédéric Fekkai.”
“Edoardo Teodorani.”
“Jean-Luc Brunel, conveniently dead by suicide in prison.”
“Daniel Siad, recently discovered dead in Paris.”
“Ramsey Elkholy.”
“And Prince Andrew, who committed sex crimes in the United States too.”
“And women like Lesley Groff, not a victim, who conspired with Epstein to traffic other women.”
“We’ve introduced the Epstein Files Transparency Act II to bring the fight to the state courts, accountability to the Department of Justice, and closure for survivors.”
“We want perpetrators of these crimes to be investigated and prosecuted.”
@RepThomasMassie
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The Orange County Health Care Agency on Monday announced a confirmed case of measles in a toddler who recently traveled internationally. ktla.com/news/toddler-measle…
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REMINDER: just over 10 years ago Spencer Pratt and his wife went bankrupt after blowing $10 million preparing for a zombie apocalypse.
This is not satire. It really happened.
These people are dirty fucking grifters that are unfit to manage their own finances, let alone one of the biggest economies in the world.
Are they going to blow the entire Los Angeles budget on a doomsday bunker and plastic surgery?
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Journalist Jim Acosta noticed that there are two staging areas in the traffic circle right across from the entrance to Arlington National Cemetery which looks like Trump is going to start construction of his Arch without approval from Congress & no work is being done to the pool
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Spencer Pratt, SAVE LA?
Dude is trying to save his own personal brand for a “Mayor” reality show he already agreed to film, even though he hasn’t won anything.
Now there’s a mystery campaign van cruising LA while voters are supposed to believe the trailer park storyline, even though he’s living at the Bel-Air Hotel.
This city is not a reality show.
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Explains a lot.
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Jimmy Kimmel just dropped the only pharmaceutical ad I've actually watched till the end... "Ask your conscience if Rezyne is right for you" 💊🇺🇲
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Louisiana’s GOP governor just declared a STATE OF EMERGENCY to CANCEL an election.
Not for a storm — but to redraw maps so he can ERASE a historically Black district.
They’re not even hiding it. MAGA is rigging elections to silence YOU.
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Which Trump scandal will be considered his worst?
1 Working for Russia?
2 Raping 13 yr old girls?
3 J6th Insurrection?
4 Trying to flip the '20 election
5 Selling classified Secrets?
6 Stealing the '24 election w/ Elon?
7 Stealing US Billion$?
8 Covering up Epstein?
9 War?
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Apparently Donald Trump has been declared Brain Dead by doctors at Walter Reed Medical Center.
He should be back to work on Monday.
