John Paul Napleton

daniel radcliffe thinks he's finished voting. unfortunately, kristen wiig's exit poll worker has decided that a quick political survey is the perfect opportunity to investigate his entire existence. what starts with a simple question about mitt romney turns into a bizarre interrogation about his age, his dating life, his appearance preferences and whether he'd like to watch a movie with her. the funniest part is how politely he keeps trying to escape. he's answered the questions, completed the survey and practically filed his emotional taxes, yet she's still holding that clipboard like it grants her unlimited access to his personal life. this isn't exit polling. it's a first date disguised as civic engagement.