(formerly known as Grocery Store Joe & Jordan Rodgers Hair) in reality, I'm just a lady watching TV with my babies. [Parody // Fan Account]
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The people on the "Lean on Me" Wal-Mart commercial are so far better than any of the #ListenToYourHeart contestants.
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Saw “Dick Van Dyke” trending, relieved to find out he’s only voting for Kamala Harris 👌
Loving the @SECNetwork chat about @UTKnoxville Body Farm during this blowout of a game. I read Dr Bass's book Death's Acre years ago and heard him speak and it was fascinating! Also #GBO.
My kids' comments on the #Paris2024 gymnastics: "I like her green swamp costume!"
My 4 year old narrating the #OpeningCeremony... "That girl looks like a turkey now. Or maybe a big bunny rabbit?" #ladygaga
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My heart can’t take all this cuteness, how does everyone else feel about it? #taylor #traviskelce #taylorandtravis #taylornation @taylorswift13 you definitely know how to surprise us
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"It may seem like I’ve told you this several times already (though I’ve only counted once or twice), but it’s true: I don’t like your kind. You’re a bit too leisurely. Before you hire a lawyer to sue me for those comments, let me explain..."
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#Bridgerton season 3, episode 4
Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by a seven year old.......✋🏼
"Which shirts make me look wide."
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Lots of students from various RCS elementary and middle schools competed today in the first day of Special Olympics at MTSU.
Thank you to Special Olympics - Area 16, MTSU and Murfreesboro Parks and Recreation for making the event possible for our students.
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“When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, ‘Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.’ ... If you look for the helpers, you’ll know that there’s hope.”
Mr. Fred Rogers #LookForTheHelpers
“In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you.” @JackKornfield
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Finally watching #TheBachelor and the last commercial break went right into "Only Daisy Cottage Cheese Will Do!"
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On this day one year ago, three 9-year-old students and three staff members were shot and killed at The Covenant School—a K-6 elementary school in Nashville, Tennessee. The shooter was armed with an AR-style rifle, an AR-style pistol, a handgun, and multiple rounds of ammunition.
The shooting galvanized parents, students and other community members to demand Tennessee lawmakers take meaningful action to prevent gun violence in their schools and communities, but those demands were largely ignored by lawmakers beholden to the gun industry.
We hold in our hearts all whose lives were stolen or forever changed at The Covenant School as we remain committed to our work to #EndGunViolence in their honor.
ALT An image of a makeshift memorial at The Covenant School with large photos of the victims of the mass shooting on 3/27/2023, flowers, stuffed animals with text that says “We remember The Covenant School, Nashville, Tennessee, March 27, 2023. momsdemandaction.org”
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Ryan Gosling performs 'I'm Just Ken' at the #Oscars 🎤
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producers not only put daisy on a date that could have been v uncomfortable bc of her hearing, but NOW they had a priest tell lexi about how children complete a marriage when she MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN???
#TheBachelor #Bachelor