Paramedic 🚑 @cpfc 🦅 @mclarenf1 🏎️

South West, England
Joined June 2015
Jacob Stocker retweeted
The king is dead. Long live the king #cpfc
We can confirm that Daniel Muñoz has completed a permanent transfer to Nottingham Forest. Everybody at Selhurst Park thanks him for his service and wishes him well 🇨🇴
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Things that have happened since Brighton last won at Selhurst: - The entire Palace squad from that fixture has left the club, and six of them have retired - The Queen of England died - COVID hit - 2 national lockdowns - Russia invaded Ukraine - Abramovic sold Chelsea - John Textor has since bought and also sold shares in Palace - Palace signed Ebere Eze & Michael Olise - Palace won the FA cup and community shield - Palace sold Ebere Eze & Michael Olise - Michael Olise won the Bundesliga and got nominated for the Ballon d’Or - Sheffield United got promoted, relegated, promoted and then relegated again - Luton got promoted from League One to the Premier League, beat Brighton 4-0, then got relegated back down to League One - Palace have beaten Millwall 3 times - Willian has signed for Fulham 3 times - The AI boom - Liverpool won the champions league and the PL twice - Lionel Messi won the Copa America, the World Cup, and another 3 ballon d’ors - Roy Hodgson left Palace 3 times - Watford have had 14 managers - Leicester won the FA Cup, got relegated, got promoted and got relegated again - Southampton lost 9-0 twice - Vincent Kompany won the league, retired, got Burnley promoted on 101 points, got them relegated, left for Bayern & won the Bundesliga - Elon Musk bought Twitter - OceanGate submarine imploded - Apple have released 8 new iPhones - Brighton have won 0 (zero) trophies
Sliding towards Sunday... 💭
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Jacob Stocker retweeted
🔴🔵GIVEAWAY🔴🔵 If Palace beat Larnaca tonight I’ll give away one of my new FA Cup final prints (A3 unframed). Just share this post and I’ll choose a winner at random. 1c3880-4c.myshopify.com/prod…
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Jacob Stocker retweeted
WE'RE HAVING A PARTY WE'RE HAVING A BALL BRIGHTON AND MILLWALL HAVE WON FUCK ALL
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Jacob Stocker retweeted
lets play a game!!#pl and @FA_PGMOL only deemed one of these four challenges worthy of a penalty! can you guess which one?😁
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Jacob Stocker retweeted
Catching up with @JStock013 and celebrating his incredible hard work in achieving a Paramedic Degree. No ice creams this evening, only intoxicating liquor. #Exeter had better watch out! #Result 🥃🚑
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Jacob Stocker retweeted
Don’t say anything just retweet.
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Jacob Stocker retweeted
Jean-Philippe Mateta’s past 365 days: ⚽️ 34 goals 🅰️ 3 assists The most goals among any Premier League player over that span. World class? 🤔
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Jacob Stocker retweeted
The Theatre of Palace 🦅 #CPFC // #MUNCRY

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Courtesy of my good friend @_IanAdams I've spent today at a corporate hospo day at @OfficialECFC. A first for me! Cheers Ian, you bloody legend 🍻
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Another goated Feathers McGraw chase scene. Wallace and Gromit you’ve done it again
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Great day at the seaside with my friends. #CPFC // #BHACRY
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🇬🇧🌊Today, This is not Valencia, this is the town Tenbury Wells UK. The moment the flood entered. #StormBert
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Jacob Stocker retweeted
For the first time in a DECADE... 🤯 @McLarenF1 are your Constructors Championship leaders! 🧡 #F1 #AzerbaijanGP
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Williams to Logan Sargeant after the Dutch GP #F1
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15/08 13:26 #Kidderminster. One crew from @HWFireWFhub rescued Hank the Tank from a cat flap. One happy customer.
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Another piece of the 2025 driver jigsaw slots into place 🧩 #F1
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Jacob Stocker retweeted
OSCAR PIASTRI IS A FORMULA 1 GRAND PRIX WINNER! 🇦🇺 HE'S DONE IT AT THE HUNGARORING 🏆 #F1 #HungarianGP
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Jacob Stocker retweeted
BACK ON TOP!!! 🤩 LEWIS HAMILTON WINS THE BRITISH GRAND PRIX! #F1 #BritishGP
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