
Paramedic 🚑 @cpfc 🦅 @mclarenf1 🏎️
South West, England
Joined June 2015
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Jacob Stocker retweeted
Things that have happened since Brighton last won at Selhurst:
- The entire Palace squad from that fixture has left the club, and six of them have retired
- The Queen of England died
- COVID hit
- 2 national lockdowns
- Russia invaded Ukraine
- Abramovic sold Chelsea
- John Textor has since bought and also sold shares in Palace
- Palace signed Ebere Eze & Michael Olise
- Palace won the FA cup and community shield
- Palace sold Ebere Eze & Michael Olise
- Michael Olise won the Bundesliga and got nominated for the Ballon d’Or
- Sheffield United got promoted, relegated, promoted and then relegated again
- Luton got promoted from League One to the Premier League, beat Brighton 4-0, then got relegated back down to League One
- Palace have beaten Millwall 3 times
- Willian has signed for Fulham 3 times
- The AI boom
- Liverpool won the champions league and the PL twice
- Lionel Messi won the Copa America, the World Cup, and another 3 ballon d’ors
- Roy Hodgson left Palace 3 times
- Watford have had 14 managers
- Leicester won the FA Cup, got relegated, got promoted and got relegated again
- Southampton lost 9-0 twice
- Vincent Kompany won the league, retired, got Burnley promoted on 101 points, got them relegated, left for Bayern & won the Bundesliga
- Elon Musk bought Twitter
- OceanGate submarine imploded
- Apple have released 8 new iPhones
- Brighton have won 0 (zero) trophies
Jacob Stocker retweeted
Catching up with @JStock013 and celebrating his incredible hard work in achieving a Paramedic Degree.
No ice creams this evening, only intoxicating liquor. #Exeter had better watch out! #Result 🥃🚑
Jacob Stocker retweeted
Jean-Philippe Mateta’s past 365 days:
⚽️ 34 goals
🅰️ 3 assists
The most goals among any Premier League player over that span.
World class? 🤔
Courtesy of my good friend @_IanAdams I've spent today at a corporate hospo day at @OfficialECFC. A first for me! Cheers Ian, you bloody legend 🍻
Jacob Stocker retweeted
Another goated Feathers McGraw chase scene. Wallace and Gromit you’ve done it again
Jacob Stocker retweeted
🇬🇧🌊Today, This is not Valencia, this is the town Tenbury Wells UK.
The moment the flood entered.
#StormBert
Jacob Stocker retweeted
For the first time in a DECADE... 🤯
@McLarenF1 are your Constructors Championship leaders! 🧡
#F1 #AzerbaijanGP
Jacob Stocker retweeted
15/08 13:26 #Kidderminster. One crew from @HWFireWFhub rescued Hank the Tank from a cat flap. One happy customer.
Jacob Stocker retweeted
OSCAR PIASTRI IS A FORMULA 1 GRAND PRIX WINNER! 🇦🇺
HE'S DONE IT AT THE HUNGARORING 🏆
#F1 #HungarianGP
Jacob Stocker retweeted
BACK ON TOP!!! 🤩
LEWIS HAMILTON WINS THE BRITISH GRAND PRIX!
#F1 #BritishGP





































