Just to confirm, I am a very unserious person and 99% of the things I say are a joke for entertainment purposes.

Worked hard

We need a gay match making service

Soo ready to find a husband and settle down

Dolomites were so cool

How to make my pecs grow??

I fear I’ve put far too much effort into my career when I could have been putting that energy into becoming a kept man.

Wanna go for a walk?

Can I have a cookie now?

Pretty sure I’m gunna meet my future husband in an M&S Foodhall

Back to gym

Chilling in York

Nothing more humbling than someone who is into chubs taps you on Grindr

Is it a waste of time setting Tinder up these days?

End of my cut

What the hell is a peptide?

Srs question: what does being in love actually feel like? Because I don’t think I’ve felt it before

Half tempted to move to London

We should spend more time at the beach

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Tongue out for the lads