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Joined September 2011
Deep in the heart of East Anglia, this group of researchers tries to answer the big questions: who are these bacteria, what exactly is their problem, and why do they smell that way?
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reading the boston globe lesbian bar story only through tweeted screenshots as revolutionary praxis
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I am foaming at the mouth to tell my non-chronically online friends about the COVID conscious lesbian bar in Massachusetts
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He’s NOT unemployed. He has a LETTERBOXD ACCOUNT where he POSTS REVIEWS.
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Only 5 original sentences left
Erling Braut Haaland arrives back in Norway with a raccoon.
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Here is Roger Ebert's first paragraph of his review for "The Mummy" and it is why he was the greatest film critic to ever live
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is a stolen tweet. x.com/i/status/20755…
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if you're ever struggling to make plans with your friends, this works btw
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There are Pittsburghs everywhere for those with eyes to see
Infrastructure of a county-level city, Pengshui 彭水县 in SW China’s Chongqing Municipality.
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OK, welp - secret's out. @dzeeff, @Nyhmnim, @FarfaYGO and I have been working on a variety channel behind the scenes, and we're finally ready to show it off! All the same coordination you've come to expect from shef. Videos MFW, starting off with Peak!
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They should make Air Bud a chocolate lab so we can finally have a outrage cycle so stupid the discourse literally kills people
First poster for ‘AIR BUD RETURNS’ In theaters Summer 2026.
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Nice try, Yugi boy, I'm sending you to the Flavor Realm
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My favorite presidential trivia is over. John Tyler, our 10th president, served from 1841-1845. Until this past weekend, he had a LIVING grandson. Tyler was 63 when he had a son named Lyon Lyon was 75 when he had a son named Harrison Harrison was 96 when he died a few days ago
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It’s a go — GM Randy Clarke and Metro Board Member Valerie Santos use credit cards to swipe into the Metro
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No I didn’t eat enough protein today but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.
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Mission Impossible Final Reckoning goes CRAZY when these guys show up
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In the right conditions, antibiotic resistance can happen extremely fast. Here is an example from my own work of bacteria overcoming an antibiotic in just eleven days in a giant petri dish: 1/
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if all of this happened 5 months ago, ralph fiennes would have his oscar and we would not have had to sit through adrien brody’s speech
The new Pope, Pope Leo XIV, watched the ‘CONCLAVE’ movie right before the actual conclave. “I said ‘Did you watch the movie ‘Conclave’ so you know how to behave? And he had just finished watching the movie,” says the Pope’s brother. (Source: @NBCNews)
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In the name of the gravy, the bun, and hot giard – we introduce The Leo: divinely seasoned Italian Beef, baptized in gravy. order now: order.portillos.com
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