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Joined December 2009
Jerry Chiemeke retweeted
The biggest fear Nigerians should have about the next elections has to be the fact that if these people didn’t care about how their actions affected your livelihood in their first 4 years, now imagine what they’ll do when they win reelections and have nothing to lose.
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Real Madrid do not miss Chinicius Jr at all. I just need Rodrygo Goes to return, that way his fate is sealed.
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The Sarah Baartman-ification of Nicki Minaj is a sad, sad sight. How does one of the world's most brilliant rappers allow herself to be reduced to minstrelsy of degrading dimensions?
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A little teaser before the trailer. I present to you, first looks from my film Her Daughters’ Mother screening in London on the 28th by 7pm at Ebony life place, London. Please repost if this comes on your TL.
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I’m actually kind of glad we played PSG ahead of Madrid now. What we experienced in terms of intensity and application last night was leaps and bounds ahead of anything Madrid can and will throw at us.
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Told ya
Cucurella is a proper, solid full back. Na Chelsea dey make una dey look am less less. Anyways, he will be playing with the biggest boys now.
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Lol
Might genuinely put 5 past Madrid
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At least one club I support still knows what it means to play football.
Job done. 💪 Brought to you by @Bitpanda_global
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By now the French would have (redacted) that fat oaf who had the nerve to flaunt the Prado, but it's Nigeria so anything goes.
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Who writes these scripts and dialogues for Bolaji Ogunmola? What's going on here?
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No, actually, this script is quite stupid, and a lot of things here border on trespassing and harassment.
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Yo, wetin I dey read? 😅 Literacy na real gamble mehn, because you no go know wetin you go just jam😭
Fuck it. A woman took her wig off at my house the other night. She had tattoos on her scalp. As we made out I licked her bald head. Turned me on.
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If Nigeria had emergency healthcare services, my dad might be alive today. My friend, Ugo, who had no business dying at 19 might also be alive today. Go and collect your PVC. Nigeria must be okay. I must be okay. We cannot continue like this.
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Quentin Tarantino's "Inglourious Basterds", penultimate scene (the cinema hall). I'll leave this tweet at that.
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Of course 😅
Replying to @OtPersimmon
We’re broken up now but I don’t regret a thing. It was a very fulfilling experience.
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Lol, see football club
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Una no dey actually buy mirror keep for house? Na wa o!
Ringing in your 40th birthday with these guys means you failed at life man
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it’s loctober, post your locs. 🎃
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"19" Haba nowwww. Make una sufri dey lie 😭
I pity us that are still not married 😭 Just look at what's left for us to marry. Thank God she has something doing, she's a private chef so she might be bringing something to the table.
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