Me, and two of the @ RNLI heroes who saved my life on Mawgan Porth beach today. This afternoon I came within minutes of dying.

Went to the St Mawgan Steam Rally today, great day out, but this magnificent pipe organ was a highlight, over 100 years old and playing Boney M's "Rasputin" You could also buy CDs, the tracklisting of one gave me strong #PhoenixNights vibes....

On the M5 today, Mrs M doing the driving, I spotted an opportunity to get a pic and do a quick bit of photoshopping for the benefit of my mate who is a #StarWars fanboy.......yep, I am sometimes just that childish and puerile.

Few pics from the garden last night, Nephew been taking advantage of the dry weather and getting the hay cut and baled.

Seen these for sale at Aldi today, might get a couple, and next time I get invited to a BBQ, chuck them in the ice bucket and see if I can catch out any of the #CraftAle wankers.

#TheDayToday in real life

Obligatory #Caturday post Video for a change. I went in the spare room the other night, as I couldn't sleep, Harpo joined me, and tucked me in.....

Back here again.... @CannonHall1760

Nine years ago yesterday that we said goodbye to this little chap called Jeff, who walked into our house one day & decided he wanted to stay forever Had been abandoned by previous owners who'd moved away Loved to pieces and still missed every day #Caturday

Just had this targeted ad in my feed, showing Alex James selling his new range of wine. When did he morph into John Noakes ! Genuinely thought that's who it was when I first saw the thumbnail.

Well, it's technically #Caturday , so here's my contribution This is the tangled mess that was my rescue cat Harpo two days ago.....she was ensconced on the spare bed, in a patch of sunlight, and when I initially saw her, I thought I may need a vet to untangle her 🤔😆

Was sat out on our patio last night, when our resident Barn Owl put on a show for us, apologies for the crap camera work and the wind noise, I only had my phone to hand, so quality not great. #Owl #barnowl @Natures_Voice

Slept in spare room last night (Mrs M not well) woke up to find Harpo eyeing up my bedside copy of Viz

Nice weather for Geese

I think my cat is broken.

Harpo, being ladylike, relaxing in a sunspot for #Caturday

Was surprised to see that #JesseLingard was represented at court by #SuperHans from Peep Show. I'm guessing he's given up on the music career.

Harpo had been out hunting rats in the barn, but now wanted to come inside She spotted me as I walked past the living room window. Managed to take a photo moments before she leapt onto the windowsill....of a window that doesn't open 🙄 Early entry for #Caturday #CaturdayEve

Wouldn't have happened in Tom Baker's day.

Whenever I buy a box of 12 pouches of "assorted" cat food, they are always lumped together in groups of the same flavour Please tell me I'm not the only one soft enough to sort them into order so that their cats don't get three recurring flavours in a row ? #CatsOfTwitter