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Chekhov’s Guncle

@JaJaJaRule

this is piss, piss with ink

Joined February 2011
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Zack Korman
@ZackKormanNov 3
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Ah yup. That was indeed me. No mallace intended. I've been running some agents to do crime on similar platforms.
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Jairon@Jair1228GNov 2
Guys that throw tantrums over losing sports bets and video games are criticizing how a young woman reacts to free falling at hundreds of miles an hour. This app/planet is filled with pathetic incels.
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*Plummeting to my death* Guy on the internet: smile more!
Tim Heaton 👁 (@timtheaton) profile pictureTim Heaton 👁
@timtheatonNov 2
A pilot should not: 🔘become hysterical 🔘speak too quickly to be intelligible 🔘say, "We're going to crash into the ground!" 🔘scream like a little girl 🔘hyperventilate 🔘scream like a little girl again A pilot needs a certain disposition. This is not it. That's the reality.
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The aircraft was in an uncontrolled overspeed dive exceeding 20,000 ft/min from cruising altitude. Expecting calm is unrealistic; male pilots have screamed in CVRs facing death, e.g. Western 2605. fox13news.com/news/were-gonn… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_A…
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mike ginn@shutupmikeginnOct 31
I hate the term “ratfucked” in politics. It takes something beautiful that happens between two or more rats and makes it disgusting
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Cassie@pepsidogonlineOct 31
This is insane literally a joke every second I'm crying
Justin Whang 🐙 (@JustinWhang) profile pictureJustin Whang 🐙
@JustinWhangOct 30
I don’t think I’ve ever seen an IG sketch this dense with jokes
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@pantsOct 31
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ArtButMakeItSports
@ArtButSportsOct 30
Untitled (flipped), by Georges Mathieu, mid-20th century, 📸 by @scottrovak
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Gators Daily 🐊@GatorsDailyOct 30
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP
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Ethan Klein and Haley Stevens’ husband really showcasing the diversity of irritating straight men this week
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Jacob Bacharach@jakebackpackOct 29
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More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) profile pictureMore Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUSOct 29
Utah has officially brought felony charges against Kalshi and its two co-founders, Tarek Mansour and Luana Lopes Lara. The company and its cofounders are facing one count of pattern of unlawful activity, a second-degree felony; 12 counts of online gambling promotion, a third-degree felony; and one count of general gambling promotion, a Class A misdemeanor. abc4.com/news/local-news/uta…
‘This is a crazy overreach’: Kalshi responds after Utah files criminal charges against company for...

‘This is a crazy overreach’: Kalshi responds after Utah files criminal charges against company for...

Utah has officially brought felony criminal charges against prediction market Kalshi, alleging the company illegally promoted gambling in the state.

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Arthur
@knowclarifiedOct 28
This is why LLMs can’t write interesting and novel content, and won’t be able to for the foreseeable future
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Athena@tarmactorqueOct 28
When this conversation comes up, I always go back to this really succinct quote from Fran Lebowitz.
Saint Shannon (@shannon_sense) profile pictureSaint Shannon@shannon_senseOct 28
There's a lot of gay ppl doing culture commentary now who do not know cultural references beyond the ones that have been memes on the internet. In previous generations being gay in that space was all about being a nerd about cultural minutiae of the past. That was the foundation
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Mr. Chau@SrirachachauOct 28
The Ethan Klein drama not all that interesting to me because I don’t know any of those people, but having to become increasingly pro-Israel to distract your former IDF wife from your adultery would be a pretty good late era Jeff subplot on Curb Your Enthusiasm
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gato fumante
@KweenInYellowOct 28
The fact that Jennings still hasn't retracted despite recieving notice from both Snopes and Piker's legal team that his statements were provably false is open and shut proof of actual malice, and the damages meter continues to run. Wild. 😑
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@kilotonicsOct 27
Hasan Piker has officially filed a federal complaint against Scott Jennings for defamation. once Jennings gets served, he'll have 21 days to respond
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Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasanOct 27
Whoever said the 2028 Democratic presidential candidate should run on extraditing Zuckerberg to Lula’s Brazil deserves an award.
BRASILWIRE (@BRASILWIRE) profile pictureBRASILWIRE@BRASILWIREOct 23
President Lula states that he will "go all out" against Meta, saying that Brazil will not accept a foreign company negatively influencing Brazilians and humanity with a "digital empire."
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it’s just not possible to dress for Cold Hands / Hot Armpits weather
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💖 Tariyé 💖@TariyePetersideOct 27
The moral of this story is that a lot of you are not only desperate to treat your friends like shit without incurring any social cost, but also want to appear justified and morally superior in doing so.
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jezz
@JezziiBOct 27
Biden admin for 4 years: oh golly gee we can't possibly charge and put Trump officials on trial, it would seem political! We need to unify! Brazil judge 24 hours after Lula wins: SURRENDER YOUR PASSPORT
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Watchdog
@WatchdogLivesOct 26
Replying to @JeremiahDJohns
"Establishment Democrats ratfucking progressive candidates actually proves that progressives need to run better candidates!" No. It doesn't, actually. It just proves that the Old Guard needs to go, and take all their paid mouthpieces, like you, with them.
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