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just trying to look cool online

Cincinnati, OH
Joined March 2012
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Stop, drop, and roll is short for “STOP jerking off, DROP the gun, and ROLL me a blunt bruh”
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How many times will Joe Burrow get sacked tonight?
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i know at this point of the week meal preppers are gagging on their food
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No faster way to spread the word of God than with a Ferrari 458
Joel Osteen just spent $325,000 on a new Ferrari instead of helping the poor. It just goes to show you there's a sucker born again every minute.
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Grills are tools promoted by big steakhouse corps so your steak will never taste as good as theirs 👁
Your grill is filthy, has poor temperature control, and for some idiot reason has the heating element *below* the food so fat drips into it and catches fire. There’s a better way to cook: In your kitchen. businessinsider.com/grilling…
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You’re steak is screaming in pain, surrounded by flames while mine is simply relaxing in a garlic butter jacuzzi
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At the Miami airport. There’s crumbs all over the floor and everyone is wearing Yeezy slides I just want to go home :(
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areu kiddig me
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I’m always making stuff, so on a long enough timeline I’ll eventually make something you like.
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saw a text and told myself i would reply later and forgot and now i haven’t spoken to my friends or family for 7 months hope they’re all doing okay
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Pete Davidson dragging Jake Paul is the perfect Saturday night. teapawt.org/defnoodles/status/1383…
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I can’t believe I bought dogecoin as a joke and now I’m up $50
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this would have me on the toilet fighting for my life
Iced coffee tasting? 🤤 I’m down!
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