@Jacob_Shames

Former sportswriter, current mediocre runner. Oklahoman. Michigan '19

 Nashville, TN
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Joined March 2017
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This is an epidemic beyond college football. Every HS band in the South only plays Neck or the Sportscenter theme now
Chris Buchignani@buchignaniOct 24
We need to halt all stadium atmospherics until we can figure out what the hell is going on. Every stadium in America now sounds EXACTLY the same - Zombie Nation, 7 Nation Army, Mo Bamba. Crazy Train laugh. Aretha, McCartney, Tell Me Something Good on reviews. We need a reset.
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This is insufferable
Paul Spacey ⚽️
@PaulSpaceyOct 23
“You only hate MLS because you’re a eurosnob.” No. I dislike it because it’s fake. It’s a product engineered in boardrooms. Expansion teams, manufactured rivalries, designated players, plastic atmosphere. WWE on grass. Authenticity isn’t about marketing. You either have it or you don’t.
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Ban gambling accounts jfc
Novig
@NovigOct 24
Idk how else to explain it, but Michigan’s QB situation is the Chicago Bears QB situation pre Caleb Williams era.
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Michigan does not have a QB problem, anything but. Bryce Underwood & Tommy Carr are both talented. The leadership/maturity Underwood's shown after sitting down is some of the best I've seen from a player his age. They need to be coached better. Whole offense does.
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Nashville SC
@NashvilleSCOct 24
YOUR TEAM. YOUR CITY. YOUR REGULAR SEASON CHAMPIONS 🏆
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I think Whittingham meant to hire Jason Eck as his OC when he got the job here but made a typo and now we’re stuck with at least another half-season of offensive terrorism
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This is the best I’ve ever seen Jyaire Hill and Zeke Berry play and the only thing going on in Jason Beck’s brain is a monkey clanging cymbals together
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On 1st and 10 Michigan comes out in the Rhino package with Beigel, who freezes at the snap and doesn’t move for half a second and allows a free rusher and 5-yard tackle for loss. What are we doing. If we’re gonna keep using 🦏 would it hurt to have one who could actually block
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Send Jason Beck To The Hague #SendJasonBeckToTheHague
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I’ll commit voter fraud and vote in Michigan for whichever senate candidate promises to do this
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Connor Stalions
@cpstalionsOct 24
When CJ Carr goes to watch his brother Tommy Carr play, it’s a great story. But when a friend of mine goes to watch my son Ryan Day play, Pete Thamel throws a fit.
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Jyaire Hill I underestimated you today
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HOW much time was on the clock?
Michigan Hockey@umichhockeyOct 24
With 0.1 seconds left Will Horcoff ends this one!
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Jon Bois did this already
scary ruby innes@rubyinnesOct 23
"open world football game" what the fuck do you mean what the fuck are we doing
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No one’s allowed to play basketball with whimsy according to Nuggets fans
Ethical Hoops🏆 (only takes Ws)@EthicalHoopzOct 23
Embarrassing franchise
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Maybe Russia should have thought about that before doping a bunch of 14-year olds to the gills
☀️AliquisNovus☀️
@PalmyrParOct 21
Now that the dust has settled, can we agree that the performance was mid sincerityslop and that the skinny Russian-Barbie skaters would've wiped the floor with her if they were allowed in
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Is there, like, a creative or original way to express this opinion? Cause I’d be good with some humor or expression but I swear I’ve seen this tweet verbatim before
Mike Taylor
@MikeTaylorShowOct 21
OKC has all the tools but there’s no club in the league that comes close to their wussified efforts to draw fouls. Worst part is the NBA continues to let it go on. Shameless dudes on that Thunder team.
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Correct. It’s worse!
Zach Barnett
@zach_barnettOct 21
The whistle SGA gets is different than every player in the league.
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I am in your walls Big Al
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My brother in Christ
Oh No He Didn't 🤯
@ohnohedidnt24Oct 21
Stephon Castle on the challenge of guarding SGA: "Really trying to be physical with him, but physical enough to where you don't bait yourself into a foul. That's probably the hardest part. But it's not really an individual thing, it's more of a team thing"
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