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BREAKING: Tigers to rename Comerica Park to “Fifth Third Park” after the current season.
The name change celebrates the franchise’s fifth time finishing third place or lower in the current decade.
Always the Jake retweeted
Congratulations to the Cleveland Guardians on winning 72 consecutive division titles
If MLB and MLBPA do not agree on a Salary Cap and Floor this offseason, they need to realign the Conferences and Divisions:
Here is my new NL and AL based on fairness if a cap/floor isn't put in place:
NL Central:
- Pittsburgh Pirates
- Cincinnati Reds
- Washington Nationals
- Cleveland Guardians
- Miami Marlins
NL East:
- Detroit Tigers
- Milwaukee Brewers
- New York Mets
- Philadelphia Phillies
- Atlanta Braves
NL West:
- Los Ángeles Dodgers
- San Diego Padres
- Arizona Diamondbacks
- Los Ángeles Angels
- San Francisco Giants
AL East:
- Toronto Blue Jays
- Boston Red Sox
- Chicago Cubs
- New York Yankees
- Baltimore Orioles
AL Central:
- Kansas City Royals
- St. Louis Cardinals
- Tampa Bay Rays
- Colorado Rockies
- Chicago White Sox
AL West:
- Texas Rangers
- Seattle Mariners
- Athletics
- Houston Astros
- Minnesota Twins
The first two votes I ever cast in presidential elections were for McCain and Romney
I voted against Trump in 2016, 2020, and 2024. My main reason was that character matters when choosing a leader
Vivek Ramaswamy has just about the worst character imaginable. Vote Acton
October is breast cancer awareness month.
One in eight women will be diagnosed with breast cancer at some point in their lifetime.
Never put off a mammogram.
Today I watched three videos on this app and a Nick Fuentes video autoplayed after all of them.
I think my time on this app may be coming to an end it’s such crap these days.
2022: “My White Sox will own you for the next decade”
2023: “My Twins will own you for the next decade”
2024: “My Royals will own you for the next decade”
2025: “My Tigers will own you for the next decade”
2026: “My White Sox will own you for the next decade”
It gets old.
Guardians at 6 no other AL Central teams in the top ten, just as you’d expect
@TonyAndracki23 Ranks the Top MLB Organizations:
(Based on recent success, farm system, team’s core, payroll, etc)
1 - Brewers
2 - Rays
3 - Dodgers
4 - Cubs
5 - Yankees
6 - Guardians
7 - Mariners
8 - Padres
9 - Phillies
10 - Braves
11 - Mets
12 - Red Sox
13 - White Sox
14 - Cardinals
15 - Nationals
16 - Blue Jays
17 - Royals
18 - Diamondbacks
19 - Pirates
20 - Athletics
21 - Rangers
22 - Astros
23 - Twins
24 - Giants
25 - Tigers
26 - Orioles
27 - Marlins
28 - Angels
29 - Reds
30 - Rockies
Weeks later, White Sox fans are still sobbing about a few harmless jokes from a team’s social media admin.
Words cannot describe how low my opinion is of these pathetic loser crybabies.
For this atrocity I hope Misiorowski’s entire Pokémon card collection goes up in flames because wtf is “fireball”
Jacob Misiorowski was asked what Pokémon energy he was bringing to #WorldSeries Game 1:
"Definitely the flame energy. What's Charizard's signature move? Fireball. Bring some fireball. I'm going to be ready."
ALT On the left side on the graphic, blue text reads “Milwaukee Brewers” in blue font against a beige background. The rest of the graphic has a dark blue background. A large heading reads “Miz” with a subheading, “Gotta strike ‘em all out!” There is a large cutout of Jacob Misiorowski pumping his fist and yelling in excitement. He wears a cream-colored Brewers uniform and blue cap.
It’s genuinely unbelievable the difference between the two fan bases.
I used to feel bad for White Sox fans but now I understand that they genuinely deserved every bit of misery from the past four years.
