Thirst trapping for the blue tsunami… maybe I’ll have to start making an appearance on Tummy Tuesdays
Let kids have fun holy shit. This issue is literally the biggest nothing burger of our time and it’s compelling likely millions of people to go red. We live in insane times
My gf showed me this tweet. She’s so cute and small, like a bunny. She couldn’t hurt a can!! I would die for her with the readiness of a hunting dog chasing a downed bird.
This is one trans issue I’ve been too scared to speak on in the past. I’m close friends with athletes who will likely compete at the Olympic level after college, and, while they are supportive of me and vote generally blue, they don’t move on this one. It’s touchy.
I’m a living pollutant. I’m infectious.
Everyone I contact breathes in spores that spread without thought.
There is a measurable radius of harm around me.
I crave the comfort of others but know I spread it deeper with every touch.
I’m so sorry
Please don’t hate me
Please.
Abdul El-Sayed is my father figure now. Thanks for being there for me big dog 👊. Please come to my baseball game
Put a chip in me and control my every move.
Give me nothing; allow me no decision.
Please, let me be driven in mechanical fugue.
Take away the weight of my actions, the weight of my body.
I beg of you, free me
I am evil for being weak. I am wicked for being scared. I sin when I look to another for comfort. I am weak.
Now my morals may be notoriously flexible but the things I would do to have this outfit aren’t allowed to even be typed on this website
Oh that? Yeah I actually already knew you’d bring it up, I recited this entire conversation in my head while I got ready this morning. We can just end the social interaction here actually, if you say the thing I know you’ll say next then I can’t like you anymore, sorry.











