@JakeReiser

💵: finance by day ⚾️🏒: @OverTheMonster @cupofchowdah @2padstackpod by night 🐶: dog dad 📍: Boston

 Boston, MA
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Joined December 2013
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Looking already like the Bruins have solved a kryptonite that has played teams of seasons past. This squad has consistent depth scoring.
Conor Ryan
@ConorRyan_93Oct 23
Through 11 games, the Bruins have seven different skaters with at least three goals scored. Pastrnak (x5) E. Lindholm (x4) Peterka (x4) Poitras (x4) Minten (x4) Mittelstadt (x3) Hagens (x3)
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That slap pass by Pasta to Geekie was GROSSSSSSS
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Oh captain, my captain 🫡🍝 stanleycupofchowder.com/gene…

David Pastrnak named Bruins captain

Captain Pasta, reporting for duty!

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The newest captain of the Boston Bruins: David Pastrnak
Boston Bruins
@NHLBruinsSep 27
The Legacy Continues ©️
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We took a bunch of your favorite pigskin towns and updated them with a fresh yet classic look. Huddle up, motherfuckers. 👉 super70ssportsstore.com/coll…
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Red Sox
@RedSoxJul 21
RT if you're hype.
Willson Contreras, Wilyer Abreu and Anthony Seigler celebrate outside the dugout after Caleb Durbin's go-ahead home run. They are wearing the Red Sox home white uniform.

ALT Willson Contreras, Wilyer Abreu and Anthony Seigler celebrate outside the dugout after Caleb Durbin's go-ahead home run. They are wearing the Red Sox home white uniform.

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WILYER MOTHER FUCKING ABREU
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On July 11th, 2025 AND July 11th, 2026 - The Boston Red Sox command an eight game win streak. Insanity.
MLB
@MLB12 Jul 2025
CEDDANNE RAFAELA HITS IT OUT OF FENWAY 😤 THE @REDSOX ARE WALK-OFF WINNERS!
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Bruins laugh their asses off and hang up the phone. There’s no chance they’d make this trade. McCoy is a key part of this core and happy and not going anywhere.
Between The Blue Lines
@BlueLinesHQJun 29
Werenski for McAvoy 1 for 1. Who says no? #CBJ #NHLBruins
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20) BUF: Ilia Morozov
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I like this!
Pierre LeBrun
@PierreVLeBrunJun 26
Picks going to Utah from Boston: 2026 1st 2028 Fla 1st (top 10 protected)
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Love this as an add. Want to see the price but this is the way for the Bruins.
JFresh
@JFreshHockeyJun 26
JJ Peterka, reportedly acquired by BOS, is a top six rushing winger with a great release, slick hands, and nice timing off the puck. Rounded his game out a bit this season but there might have been too many cooks for him to be as impactful offensively as in the past.
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JFresh
@JFreshHockeyJun 26
JJ Peterka, reportedly acquired by BOS, is a top six rushing winger with a great release, slick hands, and nice timing off the puck. Rounded his game out a bit this season but there might have been too many cooks for him to be as impactful offensively as in the past.
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Boston Bruins
@NHLBruinsJun 18
To the rafters. The #NHLBruins are proud to announce that during the upcoming 2026-27 season, the club will bestow its highest honor upon Patrice Bergeron by retiring his No. 37.
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"Truly bad teams announce themselves early. You stop expecting much, adjust, and start looking at next year. This team keeps refusing to do that, flashing enough competence to make the offensive failures feel personal." -@JakeReiser overthemonster.com/red-sox-a…

The Red Sox pitching is good enough to win. The offense isn’t.

It’s infuriating watching the Red Sox continually waste opportunities to win.

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Missed the opportunity for a HagINs caption
Boston Bruins
@NHLBruinsApr 12
IN.
James Hagens' NHL headshot.

ALT James Hagens' NHL headshot.

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Boston Bruins
@NHLBruinsApr 11
THE POSTSEASON AWAITS 🙌
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What an incredible comeback win for the Bruins. Wins like these are what they need to make it to the dance. So little time left.
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Admittedly it puts a lot of pressure on Roman and Tristan to be “the guys”. But to have a young and controllable 3B who finished third in NL ROY and had a good ceiling and be underwhelmed vs a guy who CHOSE not to come back to Boston for an insane price? I don’t get the hate.
Jared Carrabis
@Jared_CarrabisFeb 9
Caleb Durbin is the kind of player you get excited about if you had already re-signed Alex Bregman, and he’s the guy that’s going to play second base every day. The upside is super intriguing. But when he’s the *replacement* for Alex Bregman, then yeah. It’s very underwhelming.
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Did the score bug have one too many?
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