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wine critic / disgraced anthropologist he/him

New York City
Joined February 2009
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why did she censor the word dog
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Drunk swinging around my longsword in front of the Christmas tree grandma is fucking crying uncles got his hand on his conceal carry warning me go ahead and pull the damn thing see what happens I’m literally faster than you and I can block bullets I’ve done it before
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any sommelier will tell you that was a very good year for turtles
Russian border guards found some contraband on Moscow-Tashkent train. Smugglers tried to smuggle 1965 turtles.
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we need a leftist Sebulba
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Margaret Thatcher would have been 99 today. But thankfully she died in 2013
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In 1905, the NY Central Railroad set out a bunch of different kinds of granite in Van Cortlandt Park to test which would stand the weather the best before building Grand Central. They’re still there. And gotta say, they were right! No. 2 still looks pristine!
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"Define aura"
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there are 3x as many Lebanese-Americans in Michigan than Palestinian-Americans. just mentioning that statistic for no reason. just a fun fact I thought was interesting
"I'm not feeling my best right now about where we are on Kamala Harris in a place like Michigan," Slotkin said according to the recording. “We have her underwater in our polling.” axios.com/2024/09/29/michiga…
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Dream team! Looks like Fiona is also a Moo Deng fan! Her care team shows her a photo of Moo Deng! 🦛🤩 These two stars have raised awareness in hippos! Interest in hippos & protecting their habitat benefits all species that share their ecosystem. ow.ly/hBQH50TxeqM
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how I’m in Her Slime
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a second Moo Deng snot bubble video has hit the internet
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I have the UTMOST respect for what Sebulba has done for the sport of podracing. But LISTEN. If you're going to tell me "Sebulba's the GOAT", then explain how come I turn on the Boonta Eve Classic and watch him GET WHOOPED by a NINE-YEAR-OLD BOY.
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A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.
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