@JamesNotJamie1

Distinguished Collector of Free Stuff

 Miami Beach, FL
Joined September 2023
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Soup of the year
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Tik Tok dances are demonic incantations… wake up
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rain thots
@rain_thots21h
Was going to buy a home until I found out real estate had gone WOKE
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In a sane country it would be illegal for women to touch the thermostat
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The classic children’s book If You Give A Mouse A Cookie is fascist propaganda. Let mice into your house and give them all your food you privileged white bigots!!!!!
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You Used To Call Me On My Obama Phone
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we vaporize libtards with ray guns here, sir
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Miami beach is SINKING and the oceans are RISING six inches per day bc of CLIMATE CHANGE do NOT move here unless you’re a MAGAT who owns a pair of WATER WINGS so you can FLOAT all day and drink COORS LITE or whatever
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Realized while driving an hour home from a plant nursery that i’ve just been using plants and wine to scratch my collector’s itch lately which i normally do w watches but im at pateks now and ive been unemployed for like 3 years so i cant rationalize spending $200k every 3 months
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Just balled tf out at the nursery. Major plant haul. About to gardenmog my dumbass neighbors so hard they just move
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Alright so i kind of regret smoking 10,000 cigarettes in my new car as soon as i got it bc now it smells like a poor person’s car. But i have a solution: I’m gonna plug in my pressure cooker in the trunk, make chicken curry then spill it, and file an insurance claim for that🧠💪
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“Yea these audis have faulty water pumps. That’s what the smell is. Fix it.”
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Im jk guys im gonna drive it off the pier (to create an artificial reef and help the marine ecosystem) and buy a nissan altima and smoke 6,000,000 cigarettes in that
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Jamie retweeted
TheBlaze
@theblazeOct 23
Trump: "Barack Hussein Obama would fly to Hawaii, play a round of golf, shoot about 125, and then he'd fly back and have a news conference on the carbon footprint."
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quirking on the weekend like usual
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YUP
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Jamie retweeted
ari@kryptosariOct 23
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Type shii 🎧
MosquitoCoastApparel@mosquitocoastcoOct 24
Just in time for your friday night in the tropics, we proudly present the official Mosquito Coast Playlist 001 by @simisoundsystem 🦟🔊 many more to come, enjoy open.spotify.com/playlist/6d…
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