Do you think enough time has passed where I can put lambda chi alpha fraternity educator back on my resume? #Hazo
Heard my boy arguing with his girl saying “do you want the truth” then this nigga proceeded to lie to her 😭😭😭
A big finance firm offered me 5, 6 million sum shit like that. Pfffft, I turnt it down. I wanted to grind from them insurance sales.
Treating myself with my first real job paycheck. #postgrad
Girlfriend was mad at me because I drank too much- I said “I only had 4 beers babe…in dog beers”
She threw her drink at me and broke up with me.
Fingered a girl last night… mid hookup I deadass thought there is no way a baby gon fit through here 😭😭😭
At a work lunch, one of the old heads said they could chug a beer faster than anyone at the table. He’s about to witness prime SteveWillDoIt.
You’ll be having the worst week of your life and then your girlfriend will show you her Halloween costume.
Just asked this girl from high school who I haven’t spoke to for 4 years to see her fat ass fuckin Tits. #postgrad
Fun Fact; The least offensive way to still be extremely racist is to refer to a black person as a “colored”. And if that does work call them a N*****
This black guy came up to me and said “nice car white boy”. So I asked him what house he stole his pedal bike from.




