is in serious need of a hug. :(

One ovary asks the other ovary "Did you order any furniture?" "No, why?" "Because there's two nuts out there, trying to shove in an organ."

Guys~ If You think you look good in your profile picture, because your giving the camera the death stare? You. Look. Constipated.

Sometimes you have to go through the struggles and trials to experience the joy!

my grandpa told me to watch my health not my money,the next day someone stole my money... it was my grandpa

People in life who are the happiest don't have the best of everything, they make the best of everything they have...

was just wondering how often she gives God a headache.

If we will do what we CAN do, God will do what we CAN'T do.

Silence is golden. Duct Tape is silver. Coincidence? I think not!

Thinks that the greatest gift we can ever receive is forgiveness from ourselves for what we have done in the past, everyone makes mistakes.

If you can't say anything nice...we're probably related.

For Sale! One used alarm clock. damn thing rings when I am trying to sleep..

Sometimes I get so frustrated..it's like having a wedgie and no arms.

They say bad things happen to good people so i must be a freaking SAINT!

Attn: Due to Government cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off to save the Government money!

Life was throwing curve balls at me left and right. But then God gave me a bat and showed me how to swing.

Faith is taking the first step even when you cannot see the staircase - In every step of our life we need to trust that God is guiding us.

GOD, please help those that are hurting right now. Guide them and place your arms around them to comfort them and give them strength.

In Genesis, God created the whole universe out of nothing. Next time you believe you have nothing ask God to make something out of it!

Apples don't fall from my family tree, nuts do :-)