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NY - MD
Joined February 2012
Little moments, big smiles 🤍
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I would argue he is not a nerd, he is a loser. Huge difference fr
Dweebs love Akademiks because he makes them feel seen. Revenge of the Nerds
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wow this was so kunt
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I never understood this logic. Just go pay for a sex worker then????? 🫩
Spent 250$ on drinks yesterday and ain’t crack 🥲
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Nobody from any part of NY is going out of their way to mention NJ so that should tell you something
Why do some of ya have “NY/NJ” in ya bios? Do you live on a state line?
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Lmaoooo man leave that damn dog alone 😂😂😂😂😂😂 the side eye is taking me out
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a trip to Chicago with something fine would heal me. Floor to ceiling windows overlooking the city 🥺
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I’m in a slam effect kinda mood these days, Invisible ink too subtle lmfaooo
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The older I get, the more I resonate with taking days off of work to literally just sit at home and do nothing. That reset is absolutely needed from time to time.
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Idk you’ve got 2 weeks to plan a date upon talking before I’m bored and probably won’t respond 🤣 idk how many “morning how was your days” we can do
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every time i see some teen-to-20-something tweet about "30+ and (basic hobby)" i wanna qrt saying do you plan to kill yourself before you turn 30. like whats the plan here. do you think you wake up at 30 and all your personality disappears. what miserable existences zoomers have.
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It’s literally midterm season and the discussion topic of the week is can you take solo trips while in a relationship…..🫩 We live in a very unserious timeline, I fear
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….anyways make sure you’re registered to vote!!
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Still applies btw
Nah I actually need season 5 of Invincible right NOW.
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A lot of you have Peter Pan syndrome and have not yet come to terms with the fact that your friendships will absolutely change as you get older. Your married, parent friends will absolutely have other priorities that revolve around humans that came after you x
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not liking WFH for the sole reason of office days being the only time you leave the house is interesting (derogatory)
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Dating mad fun when y’all both good financially
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Yes and I want to elope. Don’t want to plan all that. Let’s spend our money on something else 😭
I think I want a very private proposal
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