My favorite feature of this new @RamTrucks is when I turn left during a double turn lane it beeps at me to warn me someone is next to me. No shit…

Hey @AmericanAir thanks for not loading any food onto this flight from PHX to ORD. ‘Sorry we have no food for purchase today’ You guys really want to set the bar for worse airline available. But hey- sign up for our credit card

83,000 miles to book a round trip domestic flight on @AmericanAir Maybe it’s time you stop advertising 25k round trip tickets so people apply for your credit card. @Delta customers take that I to consideration before you status match

Once again @AmericanAir decides to do preventative maintenance once we all get onto the plane. Plane landed yesterday at 2:25pm however 8am the next day when the plane is full, they choose to do an oil change. Thank you for the delay due to, who even knows anymore.

Curious as why all @Avis technology sucks. Have to reset my password every time in the app and the website times out before I get the requests. Wish @NationalPro was at MCI

Plane got here at 8pm last night. At 7:15am once we started boarding they determined the plane needed a new tire. Maybe could have done that in the 12 hours it was just sitting here? Thanks @AmericanAir for another delayed flight

I am no master of time but, how does a flight land at 8:57am, unload an entire aircraft, clean it, and start boarding for a new flight by 9:05am. @AmericanAir please advise. Or maybe- stop neglecting to update delays

It’s obvious that @AmericanAir is a credit card company that has planes. 36hr before my flight and instead of upgrading people with status ‘up to 72hr advanced upgrade!’ As marketed, they are selling off the seats cheaper. Status holders have the same perks as a $100 cc fee.

Thank you for not loading my checked bag onto this flight this morning @AmericanAir Your flights get more expensive, your seats get smaller, more delays than ever and bags apparently don’t come on the flight you take. Thank you for being a such a reliable airline.

Atleast be a touch more realistic with your delays @AmericanAir A flight cannot land st sky harbor at 1:07pm and the next flight Board at 1:10pm. Now I already know I’ll be delayed even more and am going to have a wonderful day flying. Awesome

Can someone at @MarriottBonvoy explain why it’s so hard to mail a check? Been waiting since Feb for a check and all you continue to do is cancel and re-mail and tell me to wait 3-6 weeks. Not the best solution. Case resolution wants to do the same for a third time. Be better

Now @Spotify decides it wants to suck. My DJ is playing dumb shit. App thinks it’s offline all the time and when I search songs nothing in my listening preference comes up. Stop. Ruining. Programs.

Love how it takes over 3 weeks for @ArloSmartHome to get back to me to fix my geofencing issues. ‘We have to escalate this to a higher level’ You need to fire your development team and stop outsourcing your help to India who just read scripts. Fix your trash

Curious why @ArloSmartHome fucked their user interface to tears? There was nothing wrong with it you fuck heads

Thank you @MarriottBonvoy for cancling my reservation on me 4 hours before check in and tell him good luck finding a hotel.

Hey @amazon why is it so hard to find my kindle I ordered 2 weeks ago? I’m on my 6th customer service rep and they just keep telling me rest assured.

Another @AmericanAir flight where ‘catering didn’t make it’ No food available. Been a common theme recently. What’s the solution? Make it impossible to contact customer support, and charge more for flights. But I’ll make sure to get your credit card you offer in flight!

The only thing worse than @Reese10Angel FG% is @AmericanAir on time departure rate.

Hey @Apple does your newest update fix the email bug where it double copies everyone on replies? Cuz it’s getting annoying when I have 400 recipients

HP put out a software patch for their printers so you are forced to use their brand ink cartridges (which doubled in price) and not an off brand. Forcing you to purchase their over priced shit. Criminal @HP