Writer, spec ed teacher, cancer survivor, and other stuff. Words: @mcsweeneys @globeandmail @pointsincase @weeklyhumorist @slackjawhumor @cracked and others
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Happy to receive an honorable mention for this piece in the @SlackjawHumor challenge. Big thanks to @beaverkairis for taking the time to give me great notes. Congratulations to all the winners and writers who submitted.
Honorable Mention: I'm The Male Director Of This Tampon Commercial And I Have No Idea What Menstruation Is by @JasonGarramone
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Not sure if anyone still posts writing on here, but this is the true story of the worst massage I've ever received.
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Love Reductress headlines like this that make me laugh out loud.
Was Scott Peterson's lawyer the father of the "Dancing Gypsy Kid"?
#Netflix #LaciPeterson
This piece I wrote for @PointsinCase
is relevant once a year. It must be Groundhog Day.
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Merry Christmas! You can enjoy my latest comedy in @PointsinCase. I apologize in advance to anyone who is a fan of the bagpipes.
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Had a great time collaborating on this piece with the very funny Tom Ellison and Patrick Coyne.
- Tell me he’s going to give me the “Van Gogh”
- Say, “Wow, that’s a lot of blood”
- Insist I only had one ear when I came in
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All of these words add up to a lot of laughing out loud.
Baby, You Know I’m Not Good at Math, but I Do Know That You Me = Something mcsweeneys.net/articles/baby…
